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Subject: Check this out

Author:
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Date Posted: 14:27:25 03/09/03 Sun

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart (or K-Mart) while your
> > > spouse/partner/significant other is taking his/her sweet time:
> > >
> > > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts
> > > when they aren't looking.
> > >
> > > 2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute
> > > intervals.
> > >
> > > 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
> > >
> > > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
> > > 'Code 3 in house wares,' ... and see what happens.
> > >
> > > 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
> > >
> > > 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
> > >
> > > 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
> > > you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
> > > department.
> > >
> > > 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
> > > can't you people just leave me alone?'
> > >
> > > 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
> > > you pick your nose.
> > >
> > > 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if
> > > he knows where the antidepressants are.
> > >
> > > 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
> > > theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
> > >
> > > 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using
> > > different size funnels.
> > >
> > > 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say
> > > 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
> > >
> > > 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
> > > position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!'
> > >
> > > And last but not least,
> > >
> > > 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...'Hey! We're out of
> > > toilet paper in here

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