| Subject: Re: What Do YOU Remember - forwarded topic by Lettuce |
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Date Posted: 10:05:07 12/30/02 Mon
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Lettuce
's message, "What Do YOU Remember - forwarded topic by Lettuce" on 16:14:55 09/23/02 Mon
>I remember when ... ummm... when....uhhh....oh yeah, I remember when it was still okay to pull over in a rest stop and sleep it off, when you got too drunk and had trouble driving home from a party.
>I remember when it was still okay for a guy to take a piss on a tree by the side of the road, as long as he was far enough away from the traffic and had his back turned so nobody could see his dick, and the ladies could just scurry behind a billboard or something, with a roll of toilet paper, to go tinkle. Nobody thought anything about it, taking a piss was just something that people had to do sometimes on long drives, when they couldn't find a gas station in time, and nobody had to be too ashamed of it, especially if it was in some bushes somewhre in the middle of nowhere.
>I remember when it didn't used to be a hate crime to defend yourself, against people of some "minority group".
>I remember when the broads used to ask the guys out, in the 1970s, and paid for the dinner, too. That was what women's lib was really good for! Use me up, baby! Heh, heh, heh! (singing):"cause I'm easy--easy like Sunday mor-ning/Take my pants and pull them down, and I won't put up a sound,cause I'm eeeeasyyyy...."
>I remember when if you knocked a broad up all you had to do was pay "a friend of a friend" the money for an abortion. Heh heh heh, "You rape 'em, we scrape 'em", get the point?
>I remember when they used to make chocolate bars out of real solid filling, and not put all this rice crispies filler shit in 'em, to take up most of the insides with air-filled, cheap "filler".
>I remember when marijuana was cheap, easy to find, and the cops would just take it away from you and remind you that it was still illegal, then they'd sprinkle it out on the rodside and drag their foot through it and kick it into the dirt and tell you to get the fuck out of their sight before they decided to arrest you. Then every time you drove by that spot you slowed down and looked to see if any of the seeds were sprouting in the dirt!
>I remember when nobody used to tell on priests who gave blowjobs. I ain't Catholic, by the way, but I fee; bad for Catholic boys nowadays, because a few tattletales ruined a good thing for the altarboys growing up, in this day and age.
>I remember when Christopher Reeve got paralyzed, about the same time OJ Simpson got arrested for killing Nicole and Ron Goldman, and both Christopher Reeve AND OJ said at the time "I'm gonna walk away from this"! Christopher Reeve is still laying there like a rug, and OJ is playing golf and living it up now!
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