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Date Posted: 08:18:30 05/09/03 Fri
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introduce yr band: Hi, we're the Tourists and we play music for people at our leisure. We would like to play at amusement parks and in malls but will probably end up on the sidewalks in lines and on the beaches. We play instruments with hands mouths and feet for better efficiency. We carry camcorders cameras shopping bags and fast food beverages and can serve as our own audience if noone shows to our shows. We don't exist yet and so have no last minute shows to promote.

make "radio" requests: you should play more stuff that I like.

Would you like to be a Tourist? Are you a musician? If so, we ask that you either play an instrument you are unfamiliar with or play with the wrong hand or another limb alltogether. Are you adverse to wearing tiger stripe pants, fanny-packs, GAP t-shirts, baseball caps, trendy sunglasses, and sandals? This is symptomatic of band dress-code and so if you refuse to wear it we'll bounce your ass out of the band, punk. And finally do you own your own instruments and/or can you make your own? If you answered yes to some of these questions and no to others consider yourself a Tourist - no auditions necessary - our first show will be coming soon so stay tuned.

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Fecal Hand James Madison 16:59:38 05/12/03 Mon

In the South -- Clint Randy Schlitz, 13:18:30 05/14/03 Wed

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>introduce yr band: Hi, we're the Tourists and we play >music for people at our leisure. We would like to >play at amusement parks and in malls but will probably >end up on the sidewalks in lines and on the beaches. >We play instruments with hands mouths and feet for >better efficiency. We carry camcorders cameras >shopping bags and fast food beverages and can serve as >our own audience if noone shows to our shows. We >don't exist yet and so have no last minute shows to >promote. > >make "radio" requests: you should play more stuff >that I like. > > > >Would you like to be a Tourist? Are you a musician? >If so, we ask that you either play an instrument you >are unfamiliar with or play with the wrong hand or >another limb alltogether. Are you adverse to wearing >tiger stripe pants, fanny-packs, GAP t-shirts, >baseball caps, trendy sunglasses, and sandals? This >is symptomatic of band dress-code and so if you refuse >to wear it we'll bounce your ass out of the band, >punk. And finally do you own your own instruments >and/or can you make your own? If you answered yes to >some of these questions and no to others consider >yourself a Tourist - no auditions necessary - our >first show will be coming soon so stay tuned.

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