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Subject: My life story (warning very sad,and by the way I'm a girl)


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oakfang of the Mad Menaces
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Date Posted: 03:28:31 04/07/06 Fri

<I warn again very sad,but I end up here like I am of course.The whole thing is from my point of view,listen carfully..>I was born on the island Sampetra,my mother being oak,and my farther being fang.When I was born the lord was Ublaz or Mad Eyes,my first word was "fear" my second "save" and I would point at myself and say it. my third was "me" then the normal words,like "mummy" or "daddy".then one day,he said to "bring that lot,the ones with a child",when we got there he threw us out the window,into the sea...... we bobbed along hoping for land,the next morning we found a few planks teid together,on them was some clean food and water. we ate drank and slept,when we woke we saw land,I said "wand" and my parents cried with joy and sorrow.they told me this "oakfang will be your name,when we get to land we will not be able to look after you for long.when we die,try and just find the abbey called Redwall,the walls are sandstone red.we want a better life for our child,you farther will tell you more".my farther said "you must not bury us when we die,you must rap us in branchs and rope,say this raft we sit on.then you must find the sword of a great warrior,Martin the warrior,you will know it when you find it.Martin will guide you to Redwall,but for now,you should try and paddle,come my pretty doughter,we arnt dead yet" then he smiled and handed me a piece of wood to paddle. I said "yeth daddy" and I smiled back.when we got to land, I had to fetch the wood and food,and everything we needed to live.they could stay at camp,but they couldnt go any ferther.I helped make the camp,I could only toddle along and stuff but that was still ok.we lived quite happily forrr about the whole of autum ,then the time came.Just before they died,mama said to me "remember what we said my little oakfang,get the sword it will guide you" my dad said " we both love you greatly,when you get to Redwall tell them our location,now give me a cuddle and a last kiss,your mum too",I bnt down and did that mama said "when your older come looking for us,the Redwallers will not tell you wether we live or not,if we live you will find out goodbye,leave now,before you know if we live or die,it is your destiny" my papa said "yes like your mama said go becus we love you greatly,goodbye oakfang my child we love you",I said "goobye mama an papa I wuv oo too,me find yous when me grow big,or not mama an papa bye bye" then we all weeped and I set up a pack of things for my journy,and left pleanty things for my parents and we have never seen each other since.as I traveld a voice in my head told me "go to the otter on the hill there you will find the sword,look down at iots feet then touch that very ground" I looked all around then I saw a boulder that looked like an otter,I went and looked down and there all that could be seen,was a mossy rock,the voice spoke again "pull it,pull it,pull it" and I did the sword of Martin the warrior was in my hands,I knew then o go and get older in Redwall and then go and visit Ublaz for revenge. then went a long way,I saw Redwall!then all of a sudden,2 squirrels 4 otters and 1 hare jumped out from a bush!!!an otter mumbled to the others "its just a baby,go grab it" I said "no that wont worky me have Martin sword" the hare said "the sword of bally old Martinn chappy wot wot,never in a lifetime not a dibbun like you" I said "daft wabbit me really have it looky" I showed them the markings they said all at the same time "GOSH" I laffed. then I said "walk to Redwall pease,me hungry thirsty and cold,brrrrrr" a squirrel said "like we would we must fight you,for the sword,I mean your just a baby,its not like you pose a threat" at that they all atacked me,I swung out with my sword missing any life indangering points,I got the hare on the ear,the squirrels on the tips of theyr tails and the otters on theyr tails as well.then I said "take me to Redwall pease,like I said wabbits h'otters and sgwiggles,me tuff".they swiftly walked to Redwall,when we got in the abbot said to me "when you are older and can walk properly and hold the sword without tipping,then you will become ther Abbey warrior,now is there anything you want to say ummm" me again I said "me is oakfang mista,m,y mama and papa are at da edge of mossyflower,dey might be dead dey might not,but find dem pease,if dey dead bury vem wher the sea wont get them pease,if they alive tell them theyr doughter oakfang said she woves dem,and also FEED ME,GIMME DRINK AND WARM CLOTHES PEASE" the abbot said "alright fiesty little oakfang,I will do that,meet Tangle she will be your teacher she is in charge of a cheeky club called Dibbuns Against Bedtime,she will like you".from there you know what happens,dont you ;)! I WOULD LIKE TO THANK TANGLE BUSHY NUTTY AND MANY OTHERS FOR BEING GREAT PALS THANKYOU GUYS,FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

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