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'e grand ol' blinkin biography thingymajig, wot!

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"Captain" Thyme Jr.

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Date Posted: 03:04:50 07/21/04 Wed

Biography: I be a good lil� lassie hare, wot! My blinkin weapon be a wooden sword and, in hopeless circumstances the ultimate, smelly socks! I gots jolly green eyes and white fur, (not that most creatures could ever bally tell, wot! Don�t mind the dirt!) I started off at Salamandastron, wot! Me daddy-o was w/ the nautical sort of lot w/ the long patrol. Me mum was a bally ol' runner/spy thingy. I learned all I know from the jolly both of them! Then me dad was sent to sea on a long mission for battle and me mum and two other hares where sent to send a message to this, um, Redwall place. So I bally well tagged along, wot wot! They decided I'd be best growin up at Redwall rather than causing havoc at the good ol' mountain thingy, so 'ere I be, wot! I got a flipin good ship called The Jolly Rabbit an i be its "Captain"! (Though all the elders says its just imaginary.)

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