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the piraty like life thingymaboby thingthing watchamacallit of Funnbarr Gilldeep! ( :< WARNING: some parts may be very very sad!

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Date Posted: 04:20:50 06/17/03 Tue

Well were to begin. how about when my LIFE began. well I was the child of the great cap'n of the QUEEN herself. You herd me the legendary PEARL QUEEN! but sadly when the ship was attacked only my father was left to weep on the peices of the ship and the carcases of his slain crew. its a horrible story yet sad as it is true. I never really got to know my father but I sometimes think I can still remember what he looks like. I never knew what my mothers killer was but if I was older back then I WOULD OF SLAIN THAT HORRIBLE SICKENING VERMIN AND BEATEN THE BODY UNTIL ALL OF THE BLOOD WAS DRAINED AND FED TO HIS VERY CREW UNTIL THEY SCREAM VIOLENTLY AT THE VERY SIGHT OF BLOOD! CURSE THAT CREW AND THEIR MERCILESS WAYS!!!well even though it's hard to beileve I lived through all the chaos and floated on a portrait of me beloved mother I sailed on for some seasons and lived off of what I could catch from the briney sea and for drinking I used the blood of the fish I had caught with me own little paws. My luck was on the down side for myself but soon my luck changed. It was autaum and sooner or later I would surly die from the winter coming.I wasn't ingood shape.Not at all my life was end and I knew I didn't have many days lefted on me poor little body.Yet to my surprise the head of a tough yet heavily scared otter risen out of the water right in front of me but as tough as he is a huge wave of pity fell over as he caught his first glimps at me. Right after that he took me to his colt it turned out he was folgrim one of the great skippers of his tribe he and his brother were in charge the otters of the colt respected his brother more but I still think folgrim made the best leader well next to my ol pa anyway.For some seasons he taught me the art of slayin vermin and I was a born natural at it.Even though things went well for a while my luck allways changes.Soon the otters had to go into war and they couldn't let me stay there for long.That time was a hard time for me folgrim had a tough time explainin the news to me and after he had told me my heart sank.I just would not except the fact that I had to leave.It was the first real home I had and I was not about to go easily. I loved that place and I was sure nothing could keep me from staying. yet I was rong,terribly rong.They tossed me into a wagon with a band of traveling moles and didn't let folgrim say goodbye. Yet I struggled on and When I saw folgrim he was weeping wildly and I realized somthin. Even though he's an extreamly tough beast he has a soft spot somwhere in his heart. I'll allways remember that big otter. Sometimes at night I cry myself to sleep thinking about that day.Afterwards the moles took me on a very long trip through mossflower and on the way I lerned from them and after the trip I was able to speak fluent mole speech. We arived at redwall I was a wonderful place with dibbuns as young as me it was glorious! Since I am just a dibbun I call myself Funnbar Gilldeep insted of Funnbarr Galedeep.Well back to the story. Yes it was glorious but just because my father is Finnbarr Galedeep I had the erge to explore I jumped the wall,stole some vittles,stole a pair of twin sckimitars,and finally stole a boat. I went sailin across the gulf for two weeks out to for a partner when I found one a great worrior he was fighting a mob of dirty vermin and the three of em were gang up on him even though he was outnumbered I felt no need to spring into action when a moment later one pulled out a long needle and was about to stab the shrew worrior in the back of the neck when I sprang into action and jumped off the boat and slicd the vermin in two.He took care of the rest.After I knew I found my companion A full grown wolf appered and that is when my first real one to one fight begain. Afterwards I ended up with an eye patch over a scarred and a dead wolf lying in front of me. And well after that all of my real suffering ended and me and my companion sailed off together in the ship we called the SLIMEY CRAB. We became young but deadly vermin hunters sailing, hunting deadly vermin,and for me well collecting suveneirs like my gator and shark tooth necklass or my fur vest. I also got scars and lossed a foot paw but got it replaced with a metal one.well we lived like that for a while and every thi ng was good. But we needed a home a true one so we returned to redwall and here I am now living in a great place with my companion Glogalog.

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