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Subject: The Story of a Jolly Old Haremouse (written in Harelike, wot wot!)

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Jatthias the Haremouse

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Date Posted: 20:16:38 07/24/03 Thu

So ur probably wondering what the bally hecky's a haremouse, right me lads 'n' lasses? A haremouse is a jolly ol' mouse, o' course, but one that talks and eats like a hare. Magnificient creatures they r, hares. Which is y I chose 2 become a blinkin' haremouse, wot wot! U'll notice my jolly ol' name is similar 2 Matthias. Well, wasn't Matthias a bally good warrior, right? So I went down 2 the river and christened me goodself Jatthias, J after my first real name, Atthias from the good ol' warrior Matthias. Like a hare, I love every kind of blinkin' food, but I absoballylutely love deeper'n ever beetroot 'n turnip 'n tater pie, watershrimp an' hotroot pepper soup, an' Redcurrantwall Pie...r is it Custard? I don't remember, I have a bad memory, wot wot!

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