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Oiii! This's MY story!!

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Pippy Quickpaw

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Date Posted: 23:58:08 08/19/03 Tue

Oiii! I'm Pippy, an' I very small f'my four seasons. Now yissen close, cuz I gonna tell ya 'bout me!

My dad an' momma named me Pippinger, but called me Pippy cuz I squeal so loud. Y'know how I allus go, "OIIII!" Dat's cuz I allus 'ave da loudest voice, an' I yike ta show it! But one day Momma an' Dad say "We have to go fight off vermin, Pippy, go with the otter to Redwall." An' I dunno what Redwall was den, so I says bye to my momma an' dad and goes wiv da h'otter.

After foreva or maybe two days we got ta Redwall, an' it was HUUUGE! So me an da 'hotter wen' inside an dere were a buncha yittle beasts just yike me! So I goes up to 'em holdin' my big stick I got inna Mossflower Woods on da way(my most prized p'ssession!) an I says to all dey yittle 'uns, "I'm Pippy! Nobeast louder'n me!" An' one o' dey yittle 'uns goes, "No you ain't!" so I takes a deep breaf an' goes "OIIIII!" an' he goes "EEEEEE!" an' all da ovver 'uns yell like we do 'til a great big badger-lady tells us to shush up or we get two baffs dat night!! An' one baff is bad 'nuff, I allus say!

So since dat day, I allus wear a smock wiv sleeves dat go real long pas' my paws an' a REAL BIG STICK ta beat up da bad beasts wiv! But I ain't found no bad beasts yet, 'less baffs and bedtime counts. Down wiv beds and baffs! Play allus!!

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