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Subject: Lost and Found: the Story of the Shrew, Jirth Allura

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Jirth Allura (Newbie)

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Date Posted: 17:23:00 11/15/03 Sat

EEEEK! I screamed when I saw a big crow. I ran this way and that trying to find my way back to the campsite. BONK!, I fell down sniffling after I ran into this enormously gigantic tree trunk. Ooooh, silly me, y'd I hafta go runnin' off on the darkest and scariest night off them all! I see light, could it be! No, just some weasels and foxes. WEASELS AND FOXES!!!!! I've gotta find my parents before those vermin do! Realizing that their weapons were well out of range, I pinched some food from them. I loaded it up into my havysack and made way. One hour, two hours, still nothing, where are my parents!!!!!!
Right then a magnifiously horrific bird landed right next to me! Get away! I yelled, instead of going away it spoke to me. It said all this nonsense about worms! Ewww, gross! Seeing that I could not understand, it directed me by pointing its wing a way through the woods. I still didn't understand so I hopped onto it and flew all the way to this big, redstone house. And during all this, I wasn't scared one bit!

Thats the story of my life so far.

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