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Subject: All yoo need ta nose bout Tamra an mo'!(In dibbun speech because shes only 3.5 seasons old!)


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Tamra AKA Tamtam
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Date Posted: 22:53:39 12/14/02 Sat

<font color= Tamra>I was borned in da cowd Nowfwands in a likkle viwage.Mi mama was vewy goods wif ataff.Hew name was Trissia.Mi dada was bewwy good wif a diwk.His namey wuz Redeare Treefur.We wuz bewwy bewwy happy in are viwage fa a seasony.Buh won day,mi mama an dada was ow lookin fa chestnutties fa dina,an dey neva comed bak.Da nest da,mista Oaktail finded dem on paff,ded cuz a vaminy tuffed Labanum dow dere froats.He bringed bak mamas staff an dadas dirk fa mi cuz I wuz dere ony tild.
Fa a likkle wile I pwayed wiff da ovva Dibbuns.Dey towd mi dat a Dibbun allus wistens ta gwodbeasties,takes baffs,an bwah bwah bwah.Dey was odah an bigga den mi,sew I wistened.One dey,wen I wuz gettin dwessed in mi gween tunic,I noticeded a likkle piece ov bawk in da cownah ov mi owsey.I piked id up,an id wuz a map ta da Dibbun Cowt,da hidden pwace ov Dibbuns.
A foo deys latah,I wuz on da paff ta da Dibbun Cowt,wish wuz a foo deyz sowf.I had weft dahring da midda ov da nih,wif mamas staff,dadas dirk,pwenny ov food,an mi on stuffs.
I finawy awrived at da Dibbun Cowt.A bagga Dibbun wif pinky pawses gweeted mi.Hew name was Rosepaw,an she wuled da Dibbun Cowt.She tell-ed mi dat if she left fa sum weason,I wuz ta bee da nest keenie ov da Dibbuns.I sed yessies,an wen on mi way a season wattah.I wuz now 3 seasons owd.
Too dayses watah,I comed upon Lancepaws Fowt.I usally tay dere nowadayses,buh I allus comes ere ta see lossa Dibbuns(who teached mi ta be bad wike a WEAL dibbun)an ta elp da BAD DAB Army.DAB!DAB!DAB!BAFFS NEVVAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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