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My jolly ould bio (in grownup talk)

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Flyfoot

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Date Posted: 03:50:38 01/10/03 Fri

I had a sad first three seasons. I was a slave along with
twenty others most of the time, It all depended on how our Master's anger was. Our master's name was Boodaz the angry.
Then one day all of Boodaz's clan got sick! Then Boodaz was poisend by one of his clan! A ferret named Roteye, Roteye said "Ye 'ave brought bad luck orn us all! Ye slimenose!"
And some other stuff that is to 'orrible to repeat. Well I told the rest of us, and we sneaked off:^) well everyone wen't to there homes but I could not remember my home so I went off wandering to find a home. One day I saw a otter, so I went up to him and said "I say old chap do you know of a place where I could sleep for a while, wot wot!?" the otter looked around then looked down and saw me and said
"First of all mate, I'm a girl so you'd say I say good Marm. Second of all I'm not old, and last of all yes I know a place where you could sleep, you could live there if'n ye want too." I was bally well over joyed so I asked "Where is this place?" she said "First off the name of it is Redwall
I'cn take ye there if'n you want too." then I said "Are you bally well kidding I would love to!" "Well let's go!" so the otter took me to Redwall and I joined D.A.B. within one week of being there. The otter never did tell her name.
I'm looking for some friends so if you'd like to be my friend don't be shy!
Flyfoot of the giggling gang (I'm a hare)

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