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Date Posted: 14:56:43 04/25/04 Sun
Author: dana willy
Subject: alcoholic catfish

alright, this has been my secret recipe for a couple of years now and im finally gonna let everyone know how to make it. first you get get a medium bowl and then you pour some captain morgan or vodka in it mixed with some piss. you then put some quality marajuana in it, if its not quality marajuana then the cats wont want it as much. you then run around your neighborhood till you are sweaty and then get a bagel and wipe all the sweat off you balls and you ass hole on the bagel. make sure to include some pubic hair and dingleberrys. if you are a girl then you should like me then you should include dirty vaginal secretions

hope the recipe works out for you as well as it works for me.

good luck!

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[> killer cats -- debbie batemen, 15:02:00 04/25/04 Sun

what i like to do is just use some used ditry tampons and tie them to a treble hook and let it sit. after a couple of minutes then youll be getting your biggest catfish. the tampons i use are tampax and i try and get as much vagina juice on them as i can so it has more scent. i like to let the cotton part sticking out so that it leaves a scent trail. for the guys like my husband he just sticks the tampon up his ass so he gets shit all over it and throws it out its just as effective.


if you spray some hawg wild garlic scent on a couple of tamons and throw them out then thats good chum.


have fun and be safe!


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