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Welcome to Loserville!

Talkin' trash about The New Duncan Imperials
The wildest, most rockin' band in the known universe!
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• So that's two! -- DoBee, 15:51:36 08/06/02 Tue
  Okay, we've got my falling at Skipper's feet during Tilt-a-Whirl and Hot Sauce's Gene Simmons pillow. Any other wild stories from NDI gigs? Shall I even try to tell you the infamous Shades story? Even the NDI fellas roll their eyes when you mention that nite!
  

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  • NDI! They’re horrible people!! It cost me over $1000 to get the dressing room cleaned, and I don’t event WANT to know what that stain was on the recliner. They drank ALL of the Jagermeister in the bar and I have no idea what the drummer did, but one of best waitress wouldn’t stop giggling for an hour! They got T.P all over the stage and confetti in the monitors. I had to get down on my knees with a tooth brush to get it all out and after the 80's I swore I would NEVER get down on my knees for a band again!!! (NT) -- Bitchy McBasterd - Former Manager of Shades, 17:08:50 08/06/02 Tue
    • My ass still hurts from that fiasco! (NT) -- Dicky O' Dickerton, 19:28:27 08/06/02 Tue
  • Woo, well! Just cuz you're a cranky old fart is no reason to call the cops on the BAND for Goodtime's sake! Probably the reason that God-forsaken club went out of business...karma! Bet that 50-something-guys-in-leather-pants-doing-Doors-covers never had the cops called on them for a little Polka Pocahantus table drumming! (NT) -- DoBee, 08:27:31 08/07/02 Wed
  • I was at the Shades fiasco. Yes, Sir, it was the first time Skipper ever talked ta me. He said "Thanks for commin out. Glad someone here knows what the hell is goin on." (NT) -- Hot Sauce Murphy - rememberin again, 18:41:42 08/07/02 Wed

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• Time off for good behavior -- Kernel, 20:44:32 08/04/02 Sun
  my lawer sez i could be gettin outta here soon. so don't be surprized (or scared) if i ternd up sumwher! you mite not rekugnize me cuz of the new ink and the shaved hed. i shur hope you still got hot girls in yur fans cus 5years is a reallly long time. skipper i got sumthin to settle with you! luv & flamin hot cheetos, kernel
  

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  • The wild chicks love NDI, Kernel. We'll take good care of ya ;) (NT) -- DoBee, 09:58:02 08/05/02 Mon
    • That'd be the Sticky Chicks, thank you very much. You can find our pic at the bottom of the page. (NT) -- Beanito Moosolini, 19:01:08 08/05/02 Mon
      • Hey, the Sticky Chicks are three very specific chicks...there's lots more in the NDI Wild Chicks category. (NT) -- DoBee (trying to hook Kernel up with a good variety to choose from), 10:48:56 08/06/02 Tue

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• Rocktastic! -- DoBee, 10:35:52 08/04/02 Sun
  To quote the immortal words of legendary rock drummer, Goodtime C. Dammit...NDI ROCKS! Last night they put on another fabulorific jam-o-rama at Hoghead McDunna's in Chicago for legions of groovy, rockin' fans.
  
  I'm not sure if I can summarize the evening any better than that! As usual, Skipper wowed the crowd with his "Oops I Did It Again" bass balloon solo. There was the usual tons o' free shit and I'm still finding confetti in my underwear (probably because it's sticky!).
  
  CONGRATULATIONS NICOLE! Winner of the NDI-Plays-A-Party-In-Your-House Raffle! Thanks for inviting me!
  

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  • DoBee...I sent my aura...I'm guessing it arrived because I'm rather slug like today... (NT) -- Teri, 11:21:55 08/04/02 Sun
    • Yeah, Ter. She was contestant #4 in the Velour Sex Dance! What a wild chick! (NT) -- DoBee, 10:08:29 08/05/02 Mon
  • I wuz thar, and I can testify to the fact that a good time was had by all. Or I could say a Goodtime was had by all, but his private life ain't none o' my beeswax! (NT) -- Refried Bean, home from Chi-town, 12:36:55 08/05/02 Mon

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• Red-Headed SLUT! -- DoBee (Jager named a drink for me!!!), 15:46:16 08/01/02 Thu
  RED HEADED SLUT/STEPCHILD
  submitted by Raleigh Buckner
  
  Description
  A wonderful shooter/drink.
  
  1 shot Jagermeister
  1 shot Peach Schnapps
  Cranberry juice
  
  Mix the ingredients together. Use enough cranberry juice to fill out the glass after the alcohol is put in. For the shooter (the "Slut") this won't be but about a shot's worth. The drink (the "Stepchild") is a bit less stout. I usually use a highball glass which takes about three times as much juice. (Actually, I hardly ever make the stepchild - the sluts are much more fun.)
  
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  I swiped this from www.jagermusic.com's recipe page!!
  

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  • That's it, we need several of those drinks on Sat. night! (NT) -- Sticky Bean, 17:29:33 08/01/02 Thu

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• S A T U R D A Y nite! -- DoBee (with hairbrush pretending to be the Bay City Rollers), 14:04:21 08/01/02 Thu
  Just in case you forgot...NDI is playing THIS SATURDAY Aug 3 at Hoghead McDunna's 1505 Fullerton, Chicago. And enter the goldurn contest to have them play a party in your very own kitchen by mailing NDIROCKS@aol.com (fingers crossed that the html gods smile on that link!)!!
  
  Check contest rules posted just below this message. Scroll, baby scroll!
  

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  • Okay, well not "just below" but a little down there a bit. (NT) -- DuhBee, 14:05:26 08/01/02 Thu

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• NEW POST NEW POST -- Bean *stirrin things up*, 13:28:35 07/31/02 Wed
  Ok, who's wearing underwear?
  

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  • Under where??? (NT) -- SuElla, 15:16:05 07/31/02 Wed
  • I'm more interested in who is NOT wearing underwear! And are you asking about who's wearing it now, or this weekend for the NDI show? (NT) -- DoBee (decisions, decisions), 15:44:31 07/31/02 Wed
    • BAHAHAHAHAAA! "Sticky" underwear! (NT) -- Bean *off to find some glitter and black undies*, 19:22:11 07/31/02 Wed
      • LOL (NT) -- kara, 20:39:20 07/31/02 Wed
    • Is your underwear STICKY or are you just happy to see me? (NT) -- DoBee, 13:22:36 08/01/02 Thu

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• HOLY CRAP, BATMAN! The official "NDI WILL PLAY A PARTY IN YOUR HOUSE" contest! -- DoBee (reposting from Goodtime's email), 19:20:27 07/28/02 Sun
  NDI is having a special raffle drawing and one lucky winner will receive a FREE CONCERT in their house where NDI will perform in any room of the house for the winner and all their friends.
  
  You can submit your name via e-mail to NDIROCKS@aol.com or receive a raffle ticket at Hoghead McDunnas on Sat Aug 3, 2002 - 1505 W. Fullerton, Chicago, IL - 773-929-0944 (www.hogheadmcdunnas.com). YOU MUST BE PRESENT at the gig on Sat Aug 3rd to claim your free in-house concert. All the submitted e-mail names and raffle tickets will be drawn at random by a 3rd party at the gig and the winner will be announced Sat Aug 3rd at approximately midnight.
  
  The official rules.
  1. All entrants must live in the Chicago area or surrounding suburbs.
  2. In house concert will be set up by a mutually agreed on date and time by both band and winner
  3. You must live in a suitable house for the concert. (No studio apartments or old folk homes) We are loud and don't want the police called after 30 seconds.
  4. You must have electricity
  5. You must be 21
  6. You must not live with you parents
  7. You must have beer in the house. We will bring the Jager.
  
  Any more questions, please contact Pravda Records 773-763-7509
  

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  • I hope whoever wins invites me!! (NT) -- DoBee, 19:21:31 07/28/02 Sun
    • Double Damn, Batman!! So they won't come to E'vil if I win??? (NT) -- Bean *sobbin' into my mashed potatoes*, 12:48:08 07/29/02 Mon
      • Damn, that woulda been so cool if I could enter. You would all be invited! What a biased contest. LOL (NT) -- kara, 20:43:37 07/31/02 Wed

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• SEND NDI POSTCARDS!! -- DoBee (Web Chick), 08:46:31 07/28/02 Sun
  You can now send NDI Postcards directly from the website!
  
  Send an NDI Postcard NOW!
  

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  • Well, the post card host site is having a bit of a rest or something. It's not quite working right now, but neither are any other site hosted by them! I've emailed noogies and wedgies to them. Isn't it just my luck they'd go down the day after I get ND (NT) -- DoBee (If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all), 19:38:45 07/28/02 Sun
    • er...after I get NDI's site up...that is! Geesh! (NT) -- DoBee (Step away from the computer, girl! You're dangerous!), 19:41:25 07/28/02 Sun

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• GET THEE TO CHICAGO! -- DoBee, 08:59:50 07/28/02 Sun
  Only one week to go!
  
  SATURDAY AUGUST 3! Hoghead McDunna's, 1505 W. Fullerton, Chicago IL!!
  
  Go Go Go Go Go! Find me and say hey! I'll be the psycho with the fuzzy clown hair thrashing about like a mad woman wearing something a little sticky!
  

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  • **sob** I wish I could....but I'll get some of the music. Lorne likes Southern Culture On The Skids...so I'm sure he'll dig these guys! (NT) -- Teri, 09:07:42 07/28/02 Sun
    • Lorne, our stinky love monkey! If he likes SCOTS he'll be blown to bits over NDI!! IMHO! Greatest Bits is a great place to start...it's even ENHANCED so you get some video too! Hey, I'm listening to Greatest Bits right now!! What a coincidence! (NT) -- DoBee, 12:51:03 07/28/02 Sun
      • Man, I use a lot of exclaimation points! (NT) -- DoBee!!!, 12:52:09 07/28/02 Sun

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• Jägermeister... -- SuElla, 01:15:11 07/27/02 Sat
  Blows my head off!! cannot type when drumnk!!
  

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  • My balls are stuck to my chair...oh wait, I'm a girl! Where'd these come from? (NT) -- DoBee (drumk too), 01:16:28 07/27/02 Sat
  • SUELLA! Visit JagerMusic.com! They got articles about ROB!!! (NT) -- DoZombie, 19:11:23 07/27/02 Sat

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• wah! -- jenny, 12:13:14 07/25/02 Thu
  i am stuck in oregon never to see ndi.
  
  come west young men!
  

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  • Oh, brutal! Say it ain't so! (NT) -- DoBee (weeping), 15:00:24 07/25/02 Thu
  • wah wah -- skipper z, 00:49:12 07/26/02 Fri
    • Does she hafta give you a dollar first? -- BROK, 08:07:03 07/26/02 Fri
  • waka waka? (NT) -- Bean *in Fozzie Bear mask*, 18:03:53 07/26/02 Fri
    • Walla Walla? (NT) -- DoBee, 18:16:37 07/26/02 Fri

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• Wow! Wow! Ow! -- BROK, 08:18:27 07/25/02 Thu
  New page design is GREAT!! Lots more fun-per-click! Way to go, DoBeeDeux!! I got 42 of 50 on the Quiz! Does that make me a LoserGeek? Luvya - BROK
  

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  • 42 out of 50!!! Man, you're legendary! Rock on! (NT) -- DoBee (loser geek too), 11:01:56 07/25/02 Thu
    • Crud, I got 41, guess I suck! (NT) -- Bean *but it was cuz i haven't heard ALL the songs yet!*, 14:54:38 07/25/02 Thu
      • Dang, is it easier than I thought? (NT) -- DoBee, 15:22:45 07/25/02 Thu
        • Hey whut the hell ya mean by that? "Well if Bean can get 41 then any derfhead can do it??? Don't make me come up to Chi next weekend and kick yer ass!!!!! (NT) -- Bean *I think I will! I'll be there next Saturday so yore ass is grass!!*, 17:57:20 07/26/02 Fri
          • Ya gotta catch me first! (NT) -- doBee (flat out runnin'), 18:15:24 07/26/02 Fri

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• Skipper needs a good spanking! -- DoBee (searching for metal spatula), 20:38:01 07/23/02 Tue
  I'm sure he's done something to deserve it this week. And while we're at it, line up Goodtime & Pigtail too. Hell, Bean & SuElla, you get in the line as well! Anyone else wanna get in line?
  

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  • In the receiving line? I'm more accustomed to being the one administering the discipline, but I guess I could play the submissive just this once... (eg) ...just lemme put away my cat-o-nine-tails - can I at least select what I get spanked with?? (NT) -- DominatrElla, 11:16:01 07/24/02 Wed
    • Ooo, a volunteer. Okay, you are Spanking Chick! (NT) -- DoBee, 13:10:27 07/24/02 Wed
  • Yes please. Love the place DoBee! Now all's I need are speakers that work and I'll be listening to the groovy tunes of NDI! (NT) -- kara, 18:31:03 07/24/02 Wed
    • KARA!!! Babe, dahling! Go run and buy some NDI...try Greatest Bits or Sticky or Loserville or...hell, it's all good! No computer speakers required! (NT) -- DoBee, 22:30:12 07/24/02 Wed
  • Oh dear, did I miss the spanking?? Poo, mebbe tomorrah! (NT) -- Bean-o-no-tails, 21:54:06 07/24/02 Wed

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• Welcome to Loserville! -- DoBeeDeux, 16:22:39 07/20/02 Sat
  Hello, my name is DoBee, and I'll be your waitress this evening! So, who wants a beer?
  
  You here to see the band play? Yeah! Tonight's headliner is The *New* Duncan Imperials. Actually, NDI is always the headliner here in Loserville. So have this shot of Jager, pull up a barstool, and get ready to rock!
  

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  • Gosh, this bar is pretty vacant! Wonder who's going to HogHead McDunna's on August 3rd? (NT) -- DoBee (waving hand in air doing best Horshack impression), 14:34:37 07/21/02 Sun
    • I'll be there!! Can't wait to get more FREE SHIT!!! (NT) -- Bean *tossing back shot of Hot Damn!*, 19:48:33 07/21/02 Sun
  • Ain't we just Sticky sweet? (NT) -- Bean, 20:09:56 07/21/02 Sun
    • Well, we are sumthin... -- SuElla, 14:02:02 07/22/02 Mon
    • I look like a scared clown on crack! (NT) -- DoBee, 17:56:34 07/22/02 Mon
  • Oh my God, Freeservers just dissed my pic!!!!BASTARDS!!! Time to find a "real" website I suppose. (NT) -- Bean *with black cloud over head.....*, 12:42:49 07/23/02 Tue
    • They give you 60mb for $5/mo...not bad! Gets rid of those pesky banner adds too! (NT) -- Doob, 13:23:14 07/23/02 Tue

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