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Date Posted: 21:49:01 11/17/03 Mon
Author: Sammy Standish
Author Host/IP: bgp454534bgs.avenel01.nj.comcast.net / 68.37.57.112
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I gave up and called in the landscaper
In reply to: TomG. 's message, "RE: River Road..." on 21:33:17 11/15/03 Sat

I just haven't had the time to get up to the River Road property. I had to call in the professionals to handle the leaves. The property is wooded so we get a helluva lota leaves.

This year we're heading down to my evil sister's house for Thanksgiving. She's cooking a bird and a ham, I'm just hoping she doesn't poison us all. Cooking is not one of her strong virtues. She's a PhD so she's really smart, but don't let her near the kitchen. Mrs Sammy says she could burn water. On the other hand my brother-in-law is a good cook and hopefully he will be doing most of the work.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to tootin' out some really disgusting turkey farts in Cranbury this year. I picture myself sprawled out on their couch in their den with the top of my pants unbuckled (ala Al Bundy) snoring away in a greenish fog of digested turkey odor. I love Thanksgiving!

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You've painted a lovely holiday family picture...happens to be true in just about every family with only a slight difference...while you're tootin in Cranbury, I'll be tootin cranberries!.. (NT) -- TomG., 21:17:56 11/19/03 Wed

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