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Date Posted: 17:10:07 04/21/03 Mon
Author: Bro.
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Understanding Women................

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, 'For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one.' The man thought for a minute and said, 'I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii.' The genie thought for a few minutes and said, 'No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask.'

The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, 'There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?'

The genie considered for a few minutes and said, 'So, do you want two lanes or four?'

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Rita Rudner's 50 Facts About Men -- Summertime, 18:36:22 04/21/03 Mon
- Hey, my post was just a joke but your post is all true! Yikes! Did I open up a can of worms here, or what? Mrs. Bro is LOL, she said "that's what I get for being a moron"! (NT) -- Bro., 21:10:01 04/21/03 Mon
  - Now you know I couldn't just let it go, Bro! I had to come up with some kind of response. I thought that list was pretty funny, too, and mostly true. It's all in good fun! (NT) -- Summertime, 22:49:06 04/21/03 Mon

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