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Subject: Help I'm Drunk and can't get up!!!
Author: Junebug Dinwiddy	[ Next Thread \| Previous Thread \| Next Message \| Previous Message ] Date Posted: 21:19:30 03/22/05 Tue I'm drunker than Cooter Brown's cousin Cletus. My Gold Eagles are Nation's Champions and I's happier than a coon dog under a shade tree. Congrats Donnie...congrats Sheehy. We's gonna party in the Spring. [ Next Thread \| Previous Thread \| Next Message \| Previous Message ]

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Morris P. Dinwiddy
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Date Posted: 06:16:27 03/23/05 Wed

Junebug!

Take it easy on the squeezins, young'n. Im a little low on muny rit now. We bin up to Kansas City and needles to say, we had a few run in with the locals.

Firs off, we had to go get the cheerleaders. Someone kidnapped em whilst theys drivin through Misery. We got em back and caught the bandits, but now the dadgum courts is reduced the charges to cattle russlin.

Then we stopped utside the Munisipal bildin and yor ma bent over in her housecoat to pull up her stockins. One of them skalpers seen her and says 'how much?' Yor mama said 10 dollars was a good price and nex thing we know the po-leese has got her takin her down town on wut they call a so-licitation charge. We tried to splain for an hour that it was the feller trying to so-licit to us, but the judge wunt here of it.

Then we finly got to see the Gold Eagles lass night. The team they played tells you how far gone the court systems are. They played some team call 'I'm suin' the Pacific."
Everybody's gonna end up in the pokey if things keep a goin like they is.

But the Gold Eagles won that game and they brought out this pretty red carpet. Coach Donnie says theys gonna put it in the floor by the entrance where all the mud is so now people wont be trackin in muck from outside.

Then they had some men in red coats come out. I think they was what you call urologists. They gave yor cousin Brandon an award for havin a clean bladder. Called it the Envy Pee Award.

Well that's all for now. Thers ta be a celebration of some kind down in Siloam. The hole town is comin out. Might have to open up both sides of the gym.

Bye Junebug. See yo around the still.

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