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Date Posted: 20:19:18 05/04/03 Sun
Author: Bill
Subject: Re: TRUE STORIES
In reply to: alex 's message, "Re: TRUE STORIES" on 08:26:59 05/04/03 Sun

one time ryan odonell built a time machine out of his brothers' old car and bike parts, and some computer pornography. he couldnt decide what to do with the time machine until one day he got a brilliant idea. that day he constructed a makshift wall covered with spikes and caterpillars. two days...later he moved the wall and placed the time machine where the wall used to be. he then convinced a magical leprechaun that looked kind of like chris farley mixed with a shot of whiskey to go back in time in the time machine. he sent him back in time exactly one day, and whence he arrived at his destination, he was impaled on the makeshift wall of spikes. then the caterpillars made their cocoons inside his dead body. a little while later they came out as butterflies and to this day every cinco de mayo they migrate back to west berlin to play a charity concert of slayer covers for when ryan killed the magical leprechaun it set the butterfly queen free and they are eternally grateful to ryan odonnell, who now has a wife and three kids.

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