Date Posted:11:11:48 07/17/03 Thu Author: ____ Subject: you wanna know the real news?
you wanna know the real news? well here it is. rodger doesnt have an arm anymore. he wont be playing guitar or drums for luckystar any longer. we tried to get him to play the jazzbow but he said it would be too humiliating. ryan, while trying to shave a few mornings ago accidentally cut off his lips and is presently on the run. last we heard, he was sighted in nevada urininating into a bottle of jamenson. albert, while vacationing in ocean city, spotted, what he claimed to be, "his salvation". he swam into the horizon never to be heard from again. onlookers said that he wouldnt stop yelling at the moon, and that he dove into the frigid waters and started to swim, shouting "me pot of gold! me pot of gold!" until he eventually disapeared. nothing new with john. nothing much changes when your a complex computerized hologram. actually, we programed him a new wardrobe, so keep an eye out. alex, while attemping to parachute from the GE building in new york landed on a terd. he was devastated. stay tuned for the latest.
