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Date Posted: 11:05:46 02/18/03 Tue
Author: mad marcigan
Subject: the only thing i wanted for my birthday was.....

so i wake up yesterday on the 17th to my parents singing happy birthday to me, i know it sounds corny but my parents are experimenting with this new "positive parenting" thing and so far so good, i dont want to kill them as much anymore, anyways, after thet serenaded me with song i immediately asked them if i had a beard, all i wanted for my birthday was a beard so i prayed to alex day in and day out for one and guess what, no fucking beard, dishearted i trugged through the day wishing i had a beard, i couldnt stop thinking about it, that and alex's boots, god those boots where really funny looking, so i get through the day and i eat my dinner and then i go to blow out the candles to yet another year. i stoped wishing for things years ago but all of a sudden i had the sudden urge to wish, wish for a beard, so i wished and wished and wished intil i thought the cake was going to catch fire and then i blew out the candles, i immediately asked my family members if i had a beard, to my dismay, i still had no beard, confused and tired i started to get ready for bed, i took a shower and started to dry off and i look into the mirror and noticed that i did have a beard, it was located on my ass, it was terrific looking, it was really red and long like zz tops beard, next year i will be more specific with the location
-mad marcigan-

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Re: the only thing i wanted for my birthday was..... -- i am a cowboy, 07:16:33 02/19/03 Wed