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Date Posted: 22:49:48 12/12/02 Thu
Author: marc
Subject: the kill girls hoodie saga continues

here it is guys, the story of the century. i was walking down the mall with this nice hooded sweat shirt that says kill girls when i walk into pac sun to try to figure out how these bastards sell so many stupid ass shirts when all of a sudden a pac sun worker yells at me saying that my shirt is mean. i was devistated by this outrageous remark, cant she tell that i just want to be accepted into her pac sun life style, doesnt she realize that i only do this to get peoples attention. as heart broken as i may have been it still didnt stop me from saying "fuck you i believe in this shirt whole heartedly". it was at that time i was kicked out of fag sun for all eternity. now i have a major problem, where am i going to buy all of my lame ass t shirts, i could always buy luckystar t shirts but i dont want to dress like a whino or i could have jeff larrymore make me shirts but i can never seem to wash them enough to get that smell out. Suddenly it hit me, i needed low rise jean like the ones in the commercial when that lady talks funny," between you and me, i think she might have been retarted because i couldnt understand a word coming out of her mouth". so i venture on to strawbridges where a man by the name of jim greets me and asks if i need any assistance. jim shows me where the jeans are and i try a pair on " this is gross because i dont wear underpants so dont ever shop at the same place i shop at and try on 31-32 because my balls may have been in those pants" and i purchase those darling pantaloons in hopes that the pac sun girl will see that i am hip and let me back into there super secret underground club of gay men and horrible t shirts. when i go to purchase the pants my boy james sees my shirt and comments that he saw me in the food court earlier and that when i walked by, everyone had a look of disgust on there faces. he said that women were shaking there heads at me as if in total disaproval for my existance. He then brought me from department after department to show me off to his friends. all in all, james would like to purchase 5 shirts, pac sun now smells like urine " a little trick i picked up from the audubon gang, its called the peeing in a sandwich bag and spilling it in a store that you want to smell like pee trick". if you guys have never done this, do it, it gives you that i just helped out my community and saved kids from a burning house feeling. sorry the story is so long buti wanted to be as accurate as possible. i love you guys
- marc-

ps. no pac sun associates were harmed during the telling of this story
for more info about peeing in bags and dumping it in places where you want it to smell like pee, email marc ASAP for proper handling instructions and techniques,

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Re: the kill girls hoodie saga continues -- rodge, 23:58:08 12/12/02 Thu
Best thread on this board -- AlexXx, 14:40:24 12/13/02 Fri