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Subject: The Baldie Ranger at Clontarf Castle

Author:
Davey m

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Date Posted: 16:05:10 01/22/04 Thu
In reply to: Baldilocks 's message, "Hair today" on 18:00:41 01/20/04 Tue

>For all you baldies, here's your top ten
>
>1 Bald Black Night
>2 Bald Sweat
>3 Fool's Bald
>4 Bald Flame
>5 Bald Moon Madness
>6 Bald Town
>7 Baldier Of Fortune
>8 Emerbald (I was struggling by this point)
>9 Bald One
>10 A Tribute To Baldy Denny

My personal tribute to all the baldies out there (myself included) ((No Flames please!!)

The Baldie ranger From Clontarf Castle

The Baldie Ranger paused,
Scooping up his golden wig & pulling it on,
curls falling down upon his jacket and jeans

"I'm damed indeed being bald,
when Every one else here is strawberry blond"

For his fate, the baldie ranger waits,
no perm for him or just leaving it straight
But that's all right no need to fear,
He saved a fortune on hair care products last year

And later his shiny skull glistens in the sun
He goes on Singing this song.

To feel the follicles growing inside,
To dodge the Barber, the one I can't abide
to play with a mop heading child and smile
To look at starry magazines at night
and realise the styles..

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Replies:

Subject	Author	Date
Re: Longest Baldie Title?	Nick	17:46:29 01/22/04 Thu
Re: Longest Baldie Title? -- Phil, 18:54:46 01/22/04 Thu Re: Longest Baldie Title? -- Nick, 21:29:00 01/22/04 Thu
Re: The Baldie Ranger at Clontarf Castle - ARF!	JohnnyBaldy	21:10:33 01/22/04 Thu
Re: The Baldie Ranger at Clontarf Castle - ARF! -- Davey m, 21:26:50 01/22/04 Thu
Baldiness Is No Excuse	Al	20:06:04 01/25/04 Sun