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Subject: Baldiness Is No Excuse

Author:
Al

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Date Posted: 20:06:04 01/25/04 Sun
In reply to: Davey m 's message, "The Baldie Ranger at Clontarf Castle" on 16:05:10 01/22/04 Thu

I took my wig in my own hands, and I abused it... :-P (what the heck)

>>For all you baldies, here's your top ten
>>
>>1 Bald Black Night
>>2 Bald Sweat
>>3 Fool's Bald
>>4 Bald Flame
>>5 Bald Moon Madness
>>6 Bald Town
>>7 Baldier Of Fortune
>>8 Emerbald (I was struggling by this point)
>>9 Bald One
>>10 A Tribute To Baldy Denny
>
>
>My personal tribute to all the baldies out there
>(myself included) ((No Flames please!!)
>
>The Baldie ranger From Clontarf Castle
>
>The Baldie Ranger paused,
>Scooping up his golden wig & pulling it on,
>curls falling down upon his jacket and jeans
>
>"I'm damed indeed being bald,
>when Every one else here is strawberry blond"
>
>For his fate, the baldie ranger waits,
>no perm for him or just leaving it straight
>But that's all right no need to fear,
>He saved a fortune on hair care products last year
>
>And later his shiny skull glistens in the sun
>He goes on Singing this song.
>
>To feel the follicles growing inside,
>To dodge the Barber, the one I can't abide
>to play with a mop heading child and smile
>To look at starry magazines at night
>and realise the styles...

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