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Date Posted: 17:52:55 02/24/06 Fri
Author: hhhhhh
Subject: Re: HOW TO TELL UR A PLUT SLUT!!!!
In reply to: Windsor chick 's message, "Re: HOW TO TELL UR A PLUT SLUT!!!!" on 16:43:32 02/24/06 Fri

>>>>>1. You go to every hockey game in your local town
>to
>>>>>scout out the hockey boys, mainly because you know
>>we
>>>>>are the God's of your universe.
>>>>>
>>>>>2. You dress up like a 2$ Hooker but think you look
>>>>>good enough to walk on broadway. This is a
>>>>>misconception your feeble minds possess. You look
>>>like
>>>>>a slut, don't be fooled.
>>>>>
>>>>>3. You have little or no knowledge of the game of
>>>>>hockey, but if asked why you go to the game you
>>>>>immediately chirp back that you only go cause you
>>>love
>>>>>the game. Give your filthy heads a shake, you are a
>>>>>stinky puck slut that only wants some massive
>>>>>domination by the hockey cock.
>>>>>
>>>>>4. Your life sucks. You seek to improve your social
>>>>>status by hanging out with the hockey lads, so you
>>>can
>>>>>tell your friends you know us personally. You tell
>>>>>people you are best friends with us, meanwhile we
>>>just
>>>>>want to stuff your pussies like a thanksgiving
>>>>turkey.
>>>>>
>>>>>5. You dream of one day improving your crappy
>>>standard
>>>>>of life by marrying a hockey player and not having
>>to
>>>>>work. No documented cases have been reported of any
>>>>>players marrying a puck slut. Again, we seek only
>to
>>>>>dominate your pussy, then throw you to the curb
>like
>>>a
>>>>>faulty hubcap on theInterstate. Accept this fact of
>>>>>life. We will marry a model later on when we are
>>>>>loaded, and you will still be poor and live a
>shitty
>>>>>life.
>>>>>
>>>>>6. You log on to www.JuniorHockeyBible.com to learn
>>>>>about the filthy ways of us hockey players. You
>know
>>>>>what we do, but still want to ride our huge towers
>>of
>>>>>power. This makes you dumb, and us happy, and
>>>>>ultimately reinforcing your status as a dumb puck
>>>>>slut.
>>>>>
>>>>>7. You know all the local watering holes where the
>>>>>lads hang out, you know our billet's addresses and
>>>>>phone numbers. You are some what of a glorified
>>>>>stalker, but we will feed you some meat. Just don't
>>>>>get attached, unless you are prime meat. Do not
>>>>>acknowledge us unless first acknowledged by us in a
>>>>>public setting. Even if this happens, keep talking
>>to
>>>>>a minimal. You have a job to do in the bedroom,
>>>>>concentrate your efforts on that role.
>>>>>
>>>>>8. You have been Lamb roasted (please reference the
>>>>>JHB) by two or more players on the team. This is
>>your
>>>>>baptism into becoming a full fledged puck slut. But
>>>>>don't be fooled, you are not our friend and
>>certainly
>>>>>not respected by the team. You have become another
>>>>>classic story for the boys.
>>>>>
>>>>>9. You have bleached hair, and somewhat of a sloth
>>>>>like appearance. A recent poll found that 80% of
>>puck
>>>>>sluts are legally documented War Pigs. The other
>20%
>>>>>are closet whores who are decent to get a gummer
>>>>from.
>>>>>
>>>>>10. Your a psycho You think you can change a hockey
>>>>>player into a nice guy. That's like trying to take
>>>the
>>>>>spots off a Leopard. You will call and harass us
>>>after
>>>>>banging you --note STOP THIS HARRASEMENT. We do not
>>>>>like you, know your fucking roles you greasy pig of
>>a
>>>>>woman
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!! Wish I thought of it.....
>>>
>>>FUCK ALL OF U
>>
>>
>>actually after reading this only one name came to mind
>>...taht fake bitch whitney and her pathetic roommate
>>jess or whatever her name was!!
>
>
>WOW you are hilarious.... How much do you hate your
>life... Your are probably the most jelous person ever
>to bring them up again get a life don't be hatin cuz
>your ugly as fuck and no boys like you..... Honestly
>its time to move on nobody cares about them they arn't
>from Erie they live far from there so why are you
>talking about them GET OVER IT already honestly you
>fucken cunt...

OK JUST BECAUSE A GIRL DATED A GUY ON THE TEAM DOESNT MAKE HER A PUCK LIKE YOU!

like 75% of the names on that list shouldnt be there so fuck u

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