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Date Posted: 23:46:52 10/28/00 Sat
Author: Kris
Subject: Let me see whats in the dragons kapsack
In reply to: Alie 's message, "Anybody out there who has something nice and/or funny to tell? I could need it" on 23:04:31 10/28/00 Sat

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

"What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer.

"I juggle them in my act," answers the man.

"Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts
tossing and juggling the knives.

A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking.
Look at the test they're making you do now!"

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, "I'll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we'll just
tighten the screw a little,... and the wrinkles will disappear!"
The woman was enthused and told the doctor to, "GO FOR IT!
The surgery was a resounding success, and the woman went home happy.
A few months later, the woman returned in a great state of agitation. She pointed to her face and said, "Just look at these bags under my eyes! Where the hell did they come from?"
The surgeon looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't BAGS under your eyes. Those are your TITS. And if you keep messing around with that screw,... pretty soon you'll have a goatee!"
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 pm when he found the CEO
standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left.
Can you make this thing work?

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted
the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the
machine. "I just need one copy."

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