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Subject: You have to take what we're taking, go here, see inside, look at the body.


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Oopsie Daisy
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Date Posted: 15:40:35 11/23/02 Sat
In reply to: BBW 's message, "What an odd sight you have" on 06:20:06 11/23/02 Sat

Go here and get some.


THE POTION

Late one night Oopsy and Elmyra Duff were loitering in front of the Big Al's. Inside of a enema bag Oopsy put in soapy water and some week old bouncy cucumber. Oopsy mushed it up with her fanny. She then added some ground up hands and sprinkled in a 12 inches of foamy toes. Elmyra Duff stood back holding their bummy-wummy. Just the thought of this new potion made Oopsy warmy-fuzzy-wuzzy and therefore she named this concoction "bummy bunnies". When George Bush came out of Big Al's, Oopsy threw the bucket and out milked a hot pile of sweet smelling fummy wummies but it missed! Instead it landed all over Elmyra Duff turning them instantly into a elephant. Startled, they ran into the street and were nearly hit by a big limousine! The limo door opened and Sherlock Holmes, a Nurse and George Bush looked out. Shirley Temple jumped in the limo and off they drove. For no reason at all Oopsy turned spanking red and exploded! For miles around you couldn't escape the smell of dead Mickey Mouse.

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here goes...BBW02:27:02 12/01/02 Sun


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