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Date Posted: 02:27:02 12/01/02 Sun
In reply to: Oopsie Daisy 's message, "You have to take what we're taking, go here, see inside, look at the body." on 15:40:35 11/23/02 Sat

THE POTION

Late one night Oopsy and missy were loitering in front of the half price books. Inside of a erlenmeyer flask Oopsy put in liquid nitrogen and some week old floppy artichoke. Oopsy mushed it up with her uvula. She then added some ground up dogs and sprinkled in a parsec of drippy cats. missy stood back holding their ear. Just the thought of this new potion made Oopsy rage and therefore she named this concoction "oochabah". When ignorance came out of half price books, Oopsy threw the bucket and out slithered a magical pile of evil smelling ramblesnod but it missed! Instead it landed all over missy turning them instantly into a parakeet. Startled, they ran into the street and were nearly hit by a big limousine! The limo door opened and lincoln, a rodeo clown and ignorance looked out. jody foster jumped in the limo and off they drove. For no reason at all Oopsy turned rust and exploded! For miles around you couldn't escape the smell of dead rat.

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