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Subject: My Spiritual Awakening

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chadi
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Date Posted: 15:08:41 11/15/02 Fri

As you all may or may not have noticed, I have been away for sometime...ignoring the forums. But now I am back, with a story to tell. I had a dream not to long ago about Jesus and the Prophet Muhammad. In my dream, I seen Jesus bent over a small stone stump being rammed in his anal sections by the sexual God Muhammad. Jesus' mouth was open in pure enlightenment as the Prophet intently watched his penis slide gleefully in and out of Jesus' rather tight anus hole. I imagine I was half awake because my mind slowly drifted away to how heavily it must feel to have my prostate tickled by the brown penis head of the great Muhammad. I jolted awake, and to my surprise..I had my first erection. Not only was this my first erection, it was my first erotic dream. Don't get my wrong, I respect these two men greatly, and even more greatly now...but I would have rather my dream been about Buddha. I can see his stomach jiggling now as I bounce my sweet buttocks on top of him. But back to the story...still having the image of Mumu(muhammad as I now like to call him) and Jesus etched in my brain and my penis glans..I reached down and slowly caressed my scrotum. This sent a great chill over my entire Lebanese boyhood member. Without holding back, I think I had my first orgasm. Of course, it was dry..I have not yet reached the maturity to fully ejaculate yet. But nevertheless, this has been my spiritual awakening. I now accept Prophet Muhammad into my heart. I am fully Moslem. Inshallah I will have this dream again.
Allah Hafiz,
Chadi Bin Laden (my new Moslem name)

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I'm betting on the fat man. Sister Bunny 16:48:04 11/15/02 Fri

Reminder to all posters Chadi 17:13:10 11/15/02 Fri

We have heard from Chadi! Praise! It is as glorious as a thousand song birds singing on an early Spring morning. -- Glenda Yenta, 23:12:40 11/15/02 Fri

I think it's a secret signal intended to launch a new round of global aggression. -- Colin Powell, 00:01:57 11/16/02 Sat
One anomaly, dear friends: chadi does always spell his name in lower case. Therefore, I suspect that the impostor is the second poster -- not the first. (NT) -- S. Holmes, esq., 05:18:28 11/16/02 Sat

How many other phony chadis are there? Where's the real one? (NT) -- chadi, 05:44:52 11/16/02 Sat

There is only one solution, then. We must all call ourselves chadi! chadi shall become a title, and not a name; a state of mind, rather than an ego, which is only part of the mayan illusion, anyway, and should be done away with on principle (NT) -- S. Holmes, esq., or dare I say....chadi?, 06:08:55 11/16/02 Sat

This quite reminds me of lord ramrod of pootyton -- Miss Jane Marple (NOT a chadi), 16:14:20 11/16/02 Sat