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Subject: Satisfaction Guaranteed


Author:
Mick Taw
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Date Posted: "Fri,Feb12,2010,20:46:48
Author Host/IP: 92.0.21.183

To BG & Harriet

One can only assume that when one refers to me as “The Turd” you refer to me as a shit, a piece of excrement or faeces that is composed of digested food which ultimately is discharged from the bowl of ones anus & which eventually ends up on ones shoes only to be scraped off & discarded with a curse of dissatisfaction.

You should always remember that when the rectum expands & passes one of these stools, one always has an aura of happiness, relief & satisfaction on ones faces & therefore one can only deduce that when you refer to me as “The Turd” I bring you joy, contentment & profound excitement in an exercise that you do at least once a day.

So when one says to get ones finger out one should remember “The Turd” although smelly, is a life long tradition that will never go away & will always be referred to as natures number 2 & mans finest hour.

Therefore, BG & Harriet, in a nutshell you can “Kiss My Arse” for I am the ultimate in satisfaction, gratification & fulfilment whose fingers are always in it.

Yours Truly

The Turd (Satisfaction Guaranteed)

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BG
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Date Posted: "Sat,Feb13,2010,20:01:38
Author Host/IP: 86.158.64.90

SAY THAT AGAIN MICK I MISSED IT

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