| Subject: Yeah, well... sorry, baby...BUT... |
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DARIAN!!!!
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Date Posted: 10:20:00 08/17/05 Wed
In reply to:
Chad
's message, "Ok Freaks, Start Lining Up" on 07:26:43 08/17/05 Wed
That cat was in the bag for all of 6 hours. I'll HAPPILY tell you where I am.
NEW FUCKING YORK!!! One more time with feeling...NEW FUCKING YORK!!! So for those of you bitching about being stuck on the McDonald bridge, BA HA HA HA HA!!! I just spent TWO HOURS stuck on the George Washington Bridge, dolling over the spectacular HUDSON, watching people flip each other off and curse and scream and threaten within inches of their lives. Gotta say, it was better than any sex or chocolate I've ever had (sorry to Godiva and anyone else that might offend...ha!)
It's not even 2 pm and here's how FUCKING great my day is SO FAR. I'm with the HOTTEST man in AMERICA in the COOLEST city on the planet, with giant freezies (who loves me?) plush air-conditioned surroundings, and there's a gift wrapped blue box from Tiffany's (the girls know) in front of me. Simply doesn't get any better than this folks!!!
(Sure it does, but those details are for the inner circle only.)
ONE MORE THING!!! (You really believe that?)... Anyone who ever called me CRAZY is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!!! Because I had to be out of my fucking mind not to have realized how INCREDIBLY lucky I was to be paid obscene amounts of money to be a mouthy, opinionated, shit disturbing BITCH in the BEST CITY in the world!!!
AND ANOTHER THING...is Howard fucking kidding? Is he kidding? Does he REALLY think people are gonna pay for that shit?! IS HE KIDDING? He's gotta be kidding. Chad, our gurus are CORRECT. Terrstrial radio needs us!!! BADLY. You know what I'm doing and I know I told ya to hang out there til tomorrow afternoon...but NEW PLAN...FUCK THE OLD PLAN!!! Well, not entirely cuz there's the GREAT part of that plan STILL ON...BUT...GET YOUR ASS ON THE NEXT PLANE OUT of there. Cuz I ain't coming back. And I ain't kidding! Mama is home!!!!!!!!! AND THIS TIME...THE BITCH GETS IT!!!
Only thing worse than NEVER experiencing NY is having it handed to you on a silver platter and not appreciating it.
AND in the immortal words of ME...
GUILTY!!! GUILTY!!! GUILTY!!!
WTF was I thinking?!!! SHAME ON ME!!! Now...if you'll excuse me, I have a city to turn on it's ass thank you very much!!!
Chad...for real...get on a plane. TONIGHT or tomorrow. I REFUSE to let the other half of the GREATEST team in the history of RADIO spend another goddamn second in that tiny (although charming, quaint and full of FABULOUS peeps) cultural wasteland! No offense to Halifax, just it's broadcasting community. And BTW, Halifax media should suck for what it pays, New Yorkers, on the other hand should NEVER have to suffer through some of the atrocities I heard on the radio this morning...YIKES!
But not to worry. Chad and Darian to the rescue. Voice or no voice. I'm on a mission, PEOPLE! Try to stop me...just fucking try!!! I dare ya! OK...BYE!!!
Cheeky, until you get your cute ass down here, tell me how to send pics from the cell phone cam to you to post on the website! (That's the only way to take shots in NY without losing the respect of the natives...ha.) You know how to find me!
I LOVE NY!!! (Don't pout Cali boys, still LOVE you too, but IT's NY!)
OK...lunch and SAKS 5th AVE! I LOVE BEING ME TODAY!!!
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