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Subject: Chad Wakes........


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Date Posted: 06:57:40 07/06/05 Wed
In reply to: D-monster 's message, "Re: Correction and Legere Smells" on 06:12:53 07/06/05 Wed

Yeah well, I just wanted something to whet my whistle while I did some work last D, next thing I know Darian shows up and made me get into a drinking contest with myself. I could not drive and slept in my office. However we did discover that the more I drank, the better I spoke like an American. I started saying "abowt" instead of "aboot so I went with it. She just kept clapping and cheering me each time a took a drink.

I was like Pablo's Dog (inside joke). Knocking back several girly drinks in a few short minutes. And then the Stinky Mike jokes came out. We seriously used to sit around and rip into that guy, he REALLY smelled bad. I think he was once banned from the public pool for a short while. Here are a few in my hungover state that I can remember:

Mike's feet smell like:

a cafeteria steam-tray full of ass.
the inside of an artificial leg.
a diaper full of shrimp.
someone peed on a pile of burning hair.
a porno theatre in the summer with a broken air conditioner.
the alley behind an Indian restaurant.
an anchovie's cunt.
a jock strap full of cottage cheese.
stir-fried ass.

It was fun Queen D. Now I need coffee.

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