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Subject: Funny Joke I Read


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MikeyMike
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Date Posted: 17:22:58 07/13/05 Wed
 Three pregnant women are in the gynocologist's office knitting sweaters for their unborn babies. One woman takes a pill and the mother-to-be next to her asks, "What was that?"
"That was a Vitamin C tablet", mother #1 says. "I want my baby to be healthy."
A few minutes later, a second mother takes a pill. "What was that?" asked another soon-to-be-mom.
"That was an iron pill. I want my baby to be strong."
A few minutes later the last woman takes a pill and the lady next to her asked, "So, what was that?"
"That was thalidomide. I can't get the arms right on this stupid sweater."
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