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Date Posted: 19:25:21 07/13/05 Wed
In reply to:
MikeyMike
's message, "Funny Joke I Read" on 17:22:58 07/13/05 Wed
Two nuns are touring Europe, the elder Sister Maria and the novice Sister Kate. They’re passing through Transylvania and while stopped for a red light at an intersection, a tiny vampire leaps onto the hood the car and begins hissing at them through the windshield.
"What shall we do?", asks the surprised Sister Kate.
"Turn on the windshield wipers. That should knock the fiend away", responds the undaunted Sister Maria.
The neophyte Sister turns on the wipers, knocking the minute monster side-to-side, but he continues to cling to the windshield, baring his teeny fangs and hissing at the nuns. "Oh, my!", gasped Sister Kate. "Now what do we do?"
The wiser Sister announces, "Spray it with the windshield washers. I filled them with holy water before we left the Vatican. That will remove the abomination."
Apprehensively, the inexperienced Sister turns on the washers, dousing the undead creature with the searing holy water but still he perseveres, adhering to the hood and snarling at the Sisters. She turns to the more assertive Sister, expressively uncertain.
Unabashed, Sister Maria proclaims, "Show him your cross!"
The younger Sister, nodding approvingly, replies, "Now you’re talking." Glaring at the demon, she leans out the window and yells, "Get the FUCK off our car!"
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