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Mikey Mike
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Date Posted: 08:40:30 04/29/05 Fri
Q. I am a 28 year-old single professional woman with a successful career and I am financially well off. I am also taking classes for a graduate degree. I love my career and I am a bookworm.
People assume that I have it all, and that I should be tremendously happy. In reality, I drive about 100-150 miles per day, have little free time, and am frequently so exhausted I just fall into bed at night. I have some casual friends I do things with, but I have no close friends. I haven't dated in almost 3 years. I am considered attractive, but I don't normally spend a lot of time on my appearance.
How can I have it all yet have nothing? This isn't me, and I don't like my existence. It would be nice to just sit, talk, and laugh. When I do, it feels like I'm wasting time. I feel like I'm 40. Help!
A. You have a priority problem. By that, I mean that you suck and need to get a fucking life. Take some time for yourself every now and then. It's great to be a bookworm, but if you are attractive and are in possession of some cashish, yet have no friends, you are a loser. Have you considered the possibility that you have no personality? Maybe you just need a good gang-banging by an out-of-work pro hocky team. If you feel like you're 40, maybe you should adopt a Sri Lankan tsunami child and retire to the confines of a quilting bee.
Stop bitching, will ya? There's paralyzed people who's only wish is to be able to wipe the little bit of drool from the corner of their mouth who would be all to happy to stomp you into the dirt and step into your perfect existance, bitch. Fuck you and your 150 miles per day.
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