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Subject: Shit I Hate


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MikeyMike
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Date Posted: 18:22:31 04/23/05 Sat
 I have to start by saying that normal shit usually doesn't get on my nerves. Some weird shit that most people let slide makes me fucking insane though. Take for example, this little sentence that was said the other day in my presence:

"Now, this is a very unique store with many interesting gift ideas."

What's wrong with that(?), you may ask yourself. Well, there's not degrees of "unique". It's what's called a superlative. It's like calling something the "absolute best". Well, either it's the best, or it's not. There's not a scale of sort of unique, rather unique and very unique. It is or it isn't. Got it?

Also, I really hate Andy Dick. Maybe he's a great guy in person, but whenever he's on-screen, he's just an annoying fucktard who makes me want to hurt people. Chad and I recently had this blistering exchange:

Mike: Is it wrong that I'd like Andy Dick to die in a botched jewelery store robbery?
Chad: Only if he dies quicky and without pain.
Mike: Ideally with Dustin Diamond. And when they die, I'd like them to fall on top of each other with Dustin's hand on Andy's cock so they look like gay lovers in all the police crime scene pictures.

And that's all I have to say about that.
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Don't be dissin' Screech, he's a hell of an actor!Diva D!15:01:08 04/25/05 Mon

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