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Subject: Re: Horrible Bathroom

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Satan's enabler

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Date Posted: 19:18:35 06/14/05 Tue
In reply to: MikeyMike 's message, "Horrible Bathroom" on 07:48:52 05/06/05 Fri

I don't know what Crohn's Disease-ridden, rotten meat eater decided to make the handicapped stall his home for the night, but today it smelled like Jabba the Hut's three-ball nutsack smeared with Rob Zombie's beard sweat after going down on Tara Reid.

And that boys and girls is why we love MikeyMike! I know I'll have nightmares from that one. I'm afraid to ask how one actually summons up a sense memory of said odor. It's probably best I don't know. If I had a soul, they've sucked it dry. I've served my time up here in the PC hell from whence I was hatched and the scariest thing is, there's another one (namely Cheeky P) just like him and I'm bringin' them both back with me. They even sound alike. It's freaky. But ladies, they're hilarious, pure evil, they both know how to program DVDs and VCRs and make my computer do things computers are supposed to do, plus they're hotties. You'll recoil in horror and curl up in the fetal position at first but trust me, you'll thank me later.

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