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Date Posted: 10:16:56 04/28/05 Thu
Paul David Hewson from Ballymun. Anyone know who that is? No, eh? We have to use the funny pirate name of Bono before anyone will pay attention to what he has to say. Now he sings and, much more annoyingly, bitches at people. Say, when did you drop the "Vox" from your name, Paul? Did you get tired of being assiciated with a fucking hearing aid?
From the home of a Protestant mother and Catholic father, you'd think he'd lose that stupid religion-thing, but no. He's all about the pope, to the point where he met with JP2 to see about forgetting the debts of third world countries (admittedly, not a bad idea). Bono said after the meeting with His Popiness: "Who could turn this man (the Pope) down?" Me, Bono. Me. I'd turn down that man if he asked me for a sandwich. And I'd knock off his silly hat and call him a fag.
Recently, Mr. Hewson lashed out a tad at Prime Minister Paul Martin. He said, "(T)his is no time to just turn inward. I know there are problems here at home. But don't lose your focus, prime minister, on how history will remember this moment". You know, with everything the PM has on his fucking plate right now with trying to manage the whole sponsorship scandal thing, I think turning inward is not necessarily a bad idea. Perhaps Pirate Bono doesn't really understand the "take care of your own yard before trying to help the other guy" concept. Go to Ireland and kill all the Sinn Fein fuckers, get the regular folks out of the fucking dark ages, and then start talking to us again, k?
Listen to David (pirate name: Edge) and stop preaching on-stage. Hell, stop preaching altogether, you sanctimonious shithead. No one who wears those silly-ass glasses needs to be a part of international politics. Apart from singing, shut the fuck up.
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