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Date Posted: 19:49:36 06/17/05 Fri
In reply to:
Koko
's message, "Of course you're back, you smelled DO's new contract" on 16:20:13 06/17/05 Fri
Sweet Jesus! I can't leave you fools unattended for ten minutes.Let me preface this little missive by saying I have been awake for 47 hours now and have had aproximately 9000 phone conversations today and I'm guessing I was lucid for maybe 2 of them. So thanks for this nightmare at 1 am. YEEESH! What grade are we in again?
OK, that said. Koko, you're calling me a 50 year old ho is not helping your cause just so you know. God, according to you I've aged anywhere from 12 to 15 years today and I'm starting to feel like you're right. But I've killed for less. So that's quite enough of the old lady jokes. And why are you turning on me? What the Hell did I do? Not that it's any of your business, he's quite charming. you just hate him because...actually I have no idea why you hate him. I didn't go see him. He's in Munich (let me save you a google, that's Germany.)I can't control who calls me. You're living proof of that. Have I mentioned 5 am and for no apparent reason. And I don't know what you're smelling but his contracts I assure you would be more fragrant than any of mine. Easy does it there, tiger. No one's signing nuttin yet.
I have to award this round to Zak. Sorry Koko, admittedly his spelling was a little impaired. But it was the middle of the night where he is. And to the best of my knowledge, sniff sniff is not British slang. And he's a concert pianist not concert penis although that would have made the infamous New Years Bash even more memorable.
But major points for the scurvy reference, although your history knowledge is a little askew. I'm not gonna touch spotted dick because...well make up your own jokes.
Bottom line 'Eats, shoots and leaves' left you in the dust. Play nice boys, I need a nap. Koko, have a great trip and a great b-day on the 22nd and Zak, nice to hear from you. Good luck with your recording. I'm gonna go check my birth certificate and see how old I actually am. There's been way to much cypherin' going on in here today. To your corners and leave me alone.
love,
D True Hollywood Story
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