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Date Posted: 18:31:20 06/20/05 Mon
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Ron P
's message, "Believe me, everyone heard from Darian today." on 18:05:01 06/20/05 Mon
Tomorrow nothing. I've just been waiting for your cue. Where oh where to Begin? I can only account for her whereabouts last night and the longest, strangest thirty minutes of my life this morning.We're taking shifts to avoid taking our own lives. Predictable, we (six of us, but she and I took the lead right out of the gate) were asked not once, not twice, not three, but four times to quiet down and eventually asked - read ordered to leave. Way to go, Trixie. That's a personal best for me. I surmise it happens to you daily. And all because I programmed her to believe that banana is the funniest word in the english language. Try it out when she gets back. Say it fast, say it slow, say it in Spanish, she'll break out in hysterics before you get to the second *a*. And, as you all know, once you wake the beast, there's no stopping her. It just get's crazier. Next time we're picking you up a gyro on the corner on 6th and making a clean getaway. No more nice restaurants for you. Deal with it!
I love this board. It's the only place she can't interrupt me.
Now, let's get down to business. There's some serious cash riding on this. I need clarification on afew critical issues. I'll need an legitimate Nova Scotie to authenticate this. For some odd reason, we hear from numerous Newfys. We just don't understand what they're saying. But if this is true, she has me by the short hairs. D swears there's a place on the south shore of Nova scotia in North river (so she's already contradicting herself) called Cunttown, allegedly inhabited by Cunttowners, cabbage cutters and herring chokers. I want this to be true but it simply can't be. Cough up some evidence. Apparently at the next barn dance in New Germany, (what happened to the old one? I don't get Fox News)the herring chokers will face off with the Cunttowners to see who will "fuck, fight, hold the light or carry out the dead." And the Krauts will ref. If this is correct I'm out a hundred bucks and never coming to visit even if Darian offers a banana. Woman, it's only a matter of time before that silver cross necklace I gave you burns a hole through your chest. That's the only reason I bought it. We have a side bet. Your heart pumps piss, you're noisy and offensive, you never shut up but I wouldn't have it any other way. The bagel does want to hit it. We'll negotiate. Happy birthday and Lewis, the bitch is right, you are a fat fuck! Good to hear you,D. But you achieved the impossible, this city decided to sleep just to get away from you. Ron, you should get a nobel prize for keeping her silent an entire 8 hours. Love you, you fowl mouthed, boisterous but always colorful and cute Diva!
Greg
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