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Subject: I have a theory about these wild ass Canadians

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Saxman

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Date Posted: 18:13:31 06/24/05 Fri
In reply to: MikeyMike 's message, "Oprah is a whiny bitch" on 17:29:50 06/24/05 Fri

In fact I have a couple. Follow me on this.
One of two things is clearly happening here. Either...
a) Since our favorite saucy wench seems to tempt fate and cheat death on such a disturbingly regular basis, and obviously we couldn't make it through this crazy world without her witty, opinionated, non-stop running commentary, those Northerners wisely decided to clone her so we'd have extra, just in case. Thank you Ron Reagan Jr. for your stem cell crusade, btw. But, alas something went terribly wrong and now instead of three cool, sexy redheads, we have one hot chick and two utter and complete freaks of nature who I would swear are channeling her. Or...
b)Mark is right. She's like Impetigo. Stick around her long enough and everyone gets it. I'm not sure which scenario frightens me more.

D, I'm in no way making light of the shit you're going through right now. I just know that nothing cures you faster than laughter. One of the many, many things I love about you. But, we've been there before and at least this time they got it all. It doesn't surprise me in the tiniest bit that you keep plotting escape routes. That's the girl I fell in love with. There's nothing you can't do, hun. Can't wait to see you speeding down the PCH in whichever convertible mustang you've yet to total.

Luv and miss ya!
Saviano and the boys in the band

PS - I didn't know until recently that you had a link to my site on yours. It was one of our mutual fans that e-mailed me to tell me that you had taken sick. When last we spoke, you said you had stumbled upon an ideal team of co-kooks and agents and lawyers that you were excited about and you were packing up Boo-Boo and your Steve Young football and coming home. No worries, it's California. It'll still be sunny and beautiful when you're ready to shake it up. I have a link to your site on mine and lots of people hit it. Never forget how many of us are hopelessly addicted to you. And I hope they never find a cure!

members.aol.com/teesav/

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Time to hear from a bluenoser	Jake	19:17:08 06/24/05 Fri
Re: Time to hear from a bluenoser -- Saxman, 23:10:34 06/24/05 Fri Boy, you miss two days and there's a whole new episode of... -- Julie, 05:33:59 06/25/05 Sat