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Subject: Time to hear from a bluenoser

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Jake

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Date Posted: 19:17:08 06/24/05 Fri
In reply to: Saxman 's message, "I have a theory about these wild ass Canadians" on 18:13:31 06/24/05 Fri

Well suck me dry and call me dusty. If it ain't darian monster. I used to listen to you all the time on the Q and my buddies and I figured with a voice and sense of humour like that you probably had a face on ya like a rubber boot. But then I met you at one of Carver's parties and I had to by all the boys a beer cuz I was wrong. You better not frigging have forgotten me. I wasn't there two seconds and you were tearing into me. Throwing around all your big words. I'm not one of these fancy LA celebrities who keep kissing your ass. Just a humble asshole from Bridgewater. I was knee deep in Kevin's homemade brew and I said I needed one of them books to keep up with you. Not a dictionary but the other one. A tyrasouras. You started choking on your ice tea and laughing right in my handsome face. You said yeah einstein I'll wait to catch up, go get your tyronasouris. You called me Dino all damn day. Well the hell with you. Kevin told me all about this little Cunttown bet. I want my money. Everybody down my way knows it's called that. It's not like there's a big sign. We've got maners. But it's well known you don't go there without at least a potato gun and some de-whore spray. I was working a stonesthrow away from cunntown laying some brick and a little black feller come along and was digging in the wet cement before it could dry. I said get out of their you little black bastard and he looks up at me and says fuck
yourself you whites snowball son of a whore. He couldnta been more than six years old. True as I'm sitting here on the shitter it happened. So give me a number to call and I'll take your american cash. And I want to hear everything that she said on that radio show. We don't have all that fancy pants satalight shit up here. If she stole my jokes I want 150 bucks!Like the old joke says how do you confuse a cunttowner ho. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.How do you confuse an american? Put him in a square room and tell him to sit in a corner. I don't take checques or visa. Cash only. Somebody on here said Darian should get rid of Howard Stern. Now that's the guy with the boss who has those big bucked teeth. Everyone up here knows you only say Babbabooey if you're on a cb trying to score in a pickle park. So don't make fun of us. Jokes on you.
Jake

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Re: Time to hear from a bluenoser	Saxman	23:10:34 06/24/05 Fri
Boy, you miss two days and there's a whole new episode of... -- Julie, 05:33:59 06/25/05 Sat