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Subject: What would you do for a Klondike bar?


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Dougie
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Date Posted: 16:22:10 06/29/05 Wed
 New threads are essential as Flinstone vitamins, people. I got the spins from that last one. Now I can't remember where I read what but there are several issues I must address and the most important one is coming last so keep scrolling or I'll tell Darian on you!

First of all, "Sexbisquit" is the lesser known equine sibling of "Seabisquit", Opie and Anthony's producer is "Sexbagel."

Stalker Bruce, I doubt that someone as eloquent as my stunning friend Darian would refer to you as "pesty" since it's not a word (I even checked the scrabble dictionary) but if she did, you're lucky she only said no 100 times. She could've sprayed you with Raid, which actually kind of tingles and feels all warm and stuff. I'd bet you're "pesky."

Doozie, I'm off to your old stomping ground, San Francisco later today to record some new stuff and do a show. But I really want to talk to you. Call me on my cell. I'll have it on vibrate...in my underwear...next to my thingy...so let it ring. The only time I won't have it on is between 5 and 7:30 my time, unless the plane is hijacked and then I'll be calling EVERYBODY!!!

D'fans, the show is tomorrow night in Saratoga and in honor of my flame haired mentor (mentress?) I'll be doing an acoustic version of "For Darian", a song I wrote for her when she was ill in Washingon. I recently sent her another copy and now she's right as rain. I'm a healer! Devil come out!


Of course it'll be the encore since the very mention of Darian O'toole will inspire her loyal Bay Area kin-folk, fans and friends to suffer through the rest of the show. You'll find the details at www.myspace.com/dougdawson.


Don't run with scissors or your face will stay that way if the wind changes...or something like that.


Sweet Dougie D
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Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar?Kyle17:51:03 06/29/05 Wed

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