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Subject: Off-Topic Author: MikeyMike [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 08:52:38 06/25/05 Sat To quote Monty Python, "...and now for something completely different." The Top Five Uses for a Box of Hair: 5. Fuck up your cat by coughing and then spitting out your own hairball. Must be much larger than your cat's to work. 4. Make a tiny wig for your weiner. Call it Marv. 3. Leave the hair in a pile in your living room and whenever company comes over, include it in the conversations and refer to the pile as "Cousin It". 2. Take pictures of it in various abstract, scattered arrangements. Submit the photos to a gallery under the title, "I Believe My Floor Masturbates". 1. Cover two raquet balls with glue, then hair. Leave them hanging from your open fly and whenever someone points them out, scream loudly about knowing something wasn't as comfortable as usual...then excuse yourself to the bathroom. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Re: Off-Topic Renee Beery 13:59:38 06/25/05 Sat Re: Off-Topic -- Monkey Boy, 19:45:36 06/25/05 Sat What precisely is a monkey boy? -- Shawn Cunningham, 12:56:59 06/26/05 Sun Conky!? -- Chad, 13:57:01 06/26/05 Sun I can tell you what a Monkey Boy is -- Renee, 15:10:40 06/26/05 Sun Re: I can tell you what a Monkey Boy is -- Chad, but Chaz sounds so "80's movie bad guy", 15:25:31 06/26/05 Sun So this is how it's going to be -- Koko/Mark, Superhero's idenity is finally revealed, 20:42:45 06/26/05 Sun Bottom line...you sold your soul, Chad -- Neuman, 22:47:54 06/26/05 Sun A soul would just get in the way -- DM, 04:30:20 06/27/05 Mon God Damn it - I already sold my soul! -- Chad, 06:38:15 06/27/05 Mon I wonder what D does with the souls she collects -- Kyle, 07:11:53 06/27/05 Mon Re: God Damn it - I already sold my soul! -- SBA, 11:04:53 06/27/05 Mon Man, Lawyers show up before the cops -- Chad, 11:09:19 06/27/05 Mon Speaking of cops...it wasn't Darian!!! -- Edwin, 14:37:40 06/27/05 Mon Re: Speaking of cops...it wasn't Darian!!! -- Brian, 15:26:19 06/27/05 Mon Re: Speaking of cops...it wasn't Darian!!! -- Koko, 15:52:19 06/27/05 Mon Verbal Assault can lead to Violence -- Chad, 06:13:24 06/28/05 Tue Re: Verbal Assault can lead to Violence -- Kyle, 13:17:06 06/28/05 Tue Re: Verbal Assault can lead to Violence -- Chad, 13:34:53 06/28/05 Tue Re: Verbal Assault can lead to Violence -- Dougie, 13:43:44 06/28/05 Tue Re: Verbal Assault can lead to Violence -- Kyle, 18:05:29 06/28/05 Tue Re: Verbal Assault can lead to Violence -- Dougie, 18:47:48 06/28/05 Tue Re: Verbal Assault can lead to Violence -- Chad, 19:02:37 06/28/05 Tue Re: Verbal Assault can lead to Violence -- Dougie, 19:53:18 06/28/05 Tue Locking up the toy chest will definitely lead to violence -- Kevin, 20:27:09 06/28/05 Tue Re: Locking up the toy chest will definitely lead to violence -- Cassie, 04:59:49 06/29/05 Wed Re: Locking up the toy chest will definitely lead to violence -- Bruce, 11:03:30 06/29/05 Wed