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Forget the Shroud of Turin!

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The Special Ancelotti

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Date Posted: 17:42:48 05/03/10 Mon

While Turin may have a new shroud coming soon to manage Juve, Stratford Ontario experienced its own miracle this weekend when a dyed in the wool Koppite woke up with a stigmata across his brow! Sammy Lee Smith of Southpork went to bed in his usual King Kenny PJs and woke with a sign across his forehead foretelling the victor of the epic Liverpool Chelsea match that morning! He has been struck unusually dumb ever since. Dorothy now goes to bed with a pencil and a pad of paper on her bedside table in case he wakes with the winning 649 numbers scrawled across other parts of his body!

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Re: Forget the Shroud of Turin!	The Shroud	21:04:31 05/03/10 Mon