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Date Posted: 04:17:01 09/20/03 Sat
Author: Vulc
Subject: RAWR!

Kurt moments (as in Nightcrawler from the X-verse)
These aren't mine - I found them gods-know-where, prob fanfiction.net, ages ago.

[Scene: Bayville High hallway du jour]
Random X-Teen: [whispers] Pst, Kurt... tuck it in.
Kurt: [Looks down] Vas? My fly isn't -- [spots tail] Ooop... [grins at the passing crowd whilst backing towards the lockers]

[Scene: Institute common room/library]
Evan: [stares at Kurt as if trying to figure something out
Kurt: What?
Evan: Nothing. [Continues staring]
Kurt: *What*?
Evan: Man, there's been something I was wondering... Which side do you...
Kurt: [Bored] Front, left; back, right. Okay?

An extended fight over hair-dryer rights.

Complaints about hair in the sink.

Kurt's new 'winter coat' look.

[Scene: Institute dinner table]
Kitty: Ew! There's hair in my soup.
Evan: Ditto.
Rogue: More like - fuzz...
Jean: Same here.
Scott: *Blue* hair.
[All look at Kurt]
Kurt: *Vha-at*? I had to take my turn vis dinner, just like eferybody else...
Logan: You're banned from the kitchen, elf.
[All others shuffle out, seeking hairless food]
Kurt: [Puts feet up on table] Yep. Never fails.

[Anyone using a dust-buster on Kurt]
Kurt: Hey!
Them: Well you *do* shed...

[Scene: Institute common room/library. Kurt's reading a book while Ororo vacuums]
Kurt: *Waugh*! [starts pulling his tail back.] Ow! Ow! Ow ow ow!
Ororo: Darn power nozzle... It picks up *everything*.

Scott: You know what *I* think?
Anyone else: What?
Scott: [farts. Grins]

Any member of the Brotherhood: Why don't we just shoot 'em?

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