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US War Dead Over 15,000, 50,000 Wounded -- by BRIAN HARRING (TBRNEWS.ORG), Sun Oct 28, 2007 15:44:12

(Sept. 24, 2007 - Note: Viewers of TBR News who would like a copy of the original Department of Defense Supplemental Casualty lists from 2003 to mid-2005, showing facsimiles of the actual casualties, as opposed to the heavily redacted official listings, may write to Mr. Harring at brianharring@yahoo.com for a full copy of the original documents. This list is free of charge. As of October 10 ,2007, Mr. Harring has sent out 29,108 lists. Mr. Harring wishes his readers to note that he does not work for any American governmental agency.

Once it became evident that what had been expected to be a short, successful military campaign against Saddam Hussein had turned into a long drawn out and escalating guerilla war, the Department of Defense, acting on orders from the White House, began to reduce the daily public casualty list.

Families and survivors of the dead were duly notified and the bodies were shipped back to the States for private burial but the numbers of the dead, and the wounded, were deliberately kept as low as possible for political reasons.

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- (NT) -- No name, Tue Oct 30, 2007 00:31:01
-- The Gayest Nigger Bastard, Fri Oct 19, 2007 02:38:53
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fok you asso -- Felipe the Mexican Dishwasher, Wed Oct 17, 2007 08:35:16

what kain of fokin asso you tin you are postin a foto that big, it 2250 x 3000 you fokin asso that too big, you wan post foto ok but it kain be that big, you fokin asso you.

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- Si, Muchacho. Ya ponimyou vse. Por favor ahora allow your sister, Consuela, to water my lawn as I tickle her soaking wet g-spot with my greasy lovebone. Grassy ass. (NT) -- Dick Cheney, Wed Oct 17, 2007 13:21:17
-- No name, Sun Oct 14, 2007 03:03:50
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- I'm a fucking cowboy because I like to wear assless chaps when my man fucks me in the ass. Everyone should start calling me "Y =MC + A", since I am the Village People's idiot. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth (12.74.206.28), Sun Oct 14, 2007 04:34:04
@GOD@ in Los Angeles -- @GOD@ (72.67.126.159) -- @GOD@, Sat Oct 13, 2007 20:33:06
When I look at the powers that be--the major networks, Tipper Canoe and Tyler too, and some of @GOD@'s pernicious genital warts--it all appears to be a lost cause.

If anyone of New York and Hollywood porn industry influence thinks I watch TV, movies, or the latest shows, I don't. That's right, I don't watch any of it. Because I'm grounded and my mommy took away my TV. And to make you mad, The Little Red Notebook by @GOD@ was hardly influenced by the media. Well, most of it. It was basically lame music, lame poetry and one-fisted bathroom literature, and a lot of my own damaged thoughts, aided and abetted by copius amounts of smack and alcohol.

Granted that @GOD@ will never be allowed to use the private bathroom of a typical National Lampoon/Hollywood comedy writer, much less that of a vaunted YouTube amateur, who am I to judge? The ones they consider great writers now, I can't defend myself since @GOD@ is such a monstrously overrated, lame fuck who can't top his cold penis with Magic Shell.

No one in Hollywood will ever top The Little Red Notebook with Magic Shell. @GOD@ secretly wants someone to top it, so @GOD@ will disappear off the face of the mirror to lick it off. But not for now, anyway. It's really like Cindy Williams blowing over .40 on a breathelyzer in the present day. I am a fucking Cindy Williams impersonater. Smell the absinthe on my breath.

What's really disturbing is that @GOD@ has voices in his head who truly believe that they aren't superior to @GOD@, and that his Little Red Notebook isn't really a codeword for his penis, or what is really stupid, not telling these struggling porn stars with discernible talent what this Notebook is, and why it needs Magic Shell. What's it like for @GOD@ in L.A., Romper Room addicts? Well, it's like being a faux sushi eater getting his ass rammed in by Holly Hunter wearing a strap on coated with Magic Shell every day. Every fucking day. All day. All night. All year, forever. It really is Track Two out here. I should know, I've lived it forever. Nothing has changed for @GOD@. But @GOD@ loves it just the same.

So what is @GOD@ going to do about it?

Nothing. Because He can't afford Sirius in order to listen to Howard Stern!

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- So true about him! (NT) -- "one-fisted bathroom literature" - HAW HAW HAW!, Sat Oct 13, 2007 23:03:11
HOO ah -- hoo ah guy, Sat Oct 13, 2007 00:31:26

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- Hi Mom, I made it, I'm in Hollywood and my career is going well. Talk soon. bye! (NT) -- No name, Sat Oct 13, 2007 02:04:04
BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING!!! -- Tits McGee, Tue Oct 09, 2007 17:07:31

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- Is Joey Boots pregnant? (NT) -- just askin', Fri Oct 12, 2007 14:05:33
WHAT'S UP MY NEGROES??? -- koaozz, Fri Oct 12, 2007 14:04:39

I bought a new Ferrari last week. It rocks! I love driving around while my girlfriend (Vanna White's niece) blows me.

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()()//////D -- No name, Wed Oct 10, 2007 05:17:31

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License.

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-- Artie, Wed Oct 10, 2007 03:01:48
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Hey. -- got dammit, Sun Oct 07, 2007 01:15:38

Am I the ONLY motherfucker here who thinks that WAYNE FUCKING NEWTON has got a face like a GOT dam orangutan on Dancing With the Stars?

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- And his GOTdam facelift didn't help a GOTdamn bit either. (NT) -- Somebody should post a photo of that monkey faced cocksucker, Sun Oct 07, 2007 19:25:05
  - He's got his face stretched so far back behind his ears he has to fluff up some fake GOT dam sideburns. -- Malvus, Mon Oct 08, 2007 17:09:14
    - YIKES! That's one butt-ugly motherfucker. (NT) -- Danke Schoen my motherfuckin' ass!, Mon Oct 08, 2007 18:37:11
      - -- Got any head cheese?, Tue Oct 09, 2007 14:47:50
Angry riggen secretary replaced by delightful cusheenette -- SR, Pres. AKFC for Italian boys who enjoy the occasional pepper and egg hero., Tue Oct 02, 2007 23:31:05
Posers:

The angry inner city riggen office assistant who carried on with a "Holier than Thou" attitude because she was religious has resigned.

To her credit, she began to shows signs of assimulation into the mainstream of this great nation as her anger ebbed upon noticing that she was worthy of support by "The Man".

Due to her insulting job title of "office assistant" instead of the "administrative assistant" moniker which commands a higher salary she would routinely 'bail' when the going got tough.

Once she understood the nuances of 'flirtation' she actually mellowed.

Apparently, inner city females and flirts are a bad mix which routinely end up in rape and/or unwanted pregnancy.

Truly our parting was amicable but she did leave a parting gift under the guise of work that required me attention but which was already done.

The new cusheenette babe is so young that she hasn't filled out yet.

Mental notations have been made and filed to floppy as visions of me bending her over to expose her Italian tush fill me sensorium.

But the "You've gotta be 18" rule has already been established to temper the sexual tension.

"I'm only 16", she replied without missing a beat.

You've gotta love her spunk.

In her place a delightful young cusheenette has been hired who is all of 23.

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- I gots to suck some spics love helmet till it squirts a gooey load down my throat fix me up with some brown skinned 12 year old chili pimp my good friend. (NT) -- Nigger Bastard, Wed Oct 03, 2007 00:25:40
- I like black pussy. I like to see my silky white dick disappear into the chocolaty brown cleft of pussy with the pink lips. -- Desperate for Black Pussy (DBP), Sun Oct 07, 2007 01:19:17
EVERYBODY DO THE ED LOVER DANCE!!!!!!
-- ED LOVER, Sun Oct 07, 2007 00:33:45

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PHOTO EDITING CONTEST #1 !!! -- See how much weird shit you can do to this image, and post your results here! Drop a turd on the dude's head, piss in his eye, or otherwise make fun of him. The Prize? Eternal internet fame and street cred (and who can't get enough of that?), Wed Sep 26, 2007 18:18:30

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- Hey! That's Tom Cruise's lookalike, @DOGSHIT@! BWAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!!! You can visit the loud mouthed moron at: www.icecoldfirecritic.blogspot.com to tell him what a dickhead he really is. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:55:55
  - Believe it or not, the @BOARDBITCH@ has even advertised his live Penis Chat too. (NT) -- Trying to get Perverted Justice and Dateline Predator to nail the @SICK CREEPY FUCK@, but haven't heard back from them yet, Thu Sep 27, 2007 23:04:31
- HAHA! @GOD@ is such a stupid looking ass-licker. Yes, please draw a fat dick in my ear. Afterwards, I shall remove my glasses so everyone can see the ugly bags under my eyes. (NT) -- @GOD@, Mon Oct 01, 2007 03:04:29
Advanced Masturbation -- No name, Fri Sep 28, 2007 02:00:22
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- Where da white wimmen at? -- just askin', Sat Sep 29, 2007 01:22:58
-- No name, Sat Sep 22, 2007 01:58:49
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-- No name, Tue Sep 18, 2007 03:06:12
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- Ugly shit. (NT) -- Gene Rayburn, Fri Sep 21, 2007 20:55:02
-- No name, Sat Sep 15, 2007 05:19:20
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- Lady Di took it up the Arse from the stable boys who later joined the Royal Navy (NT) -- Lady Di was a real Patroit. No wonder she is still loved even today., Mon Sep 17, 2007 01:55:26
  - It has long been acknowledged that Arse fucking is how Royal girls remained Virgins. (NT) -- Royal Family, Thu Sep 20, 2007 01:35:59
- (NT) -- No name, Mon Sep 17, 2007 01:57:39
  - (NT) -- No name, Mon Sep 17, 2007 02:00:15
Mary-Kate Olsen: 'I Run Around My House Naked' -- Brian Orloff, Thu Sep 13, 2007 06:57:57

Mary-Kate Olsen may be pegged as a fashionista by the press, but the actress says her favorite look of all is her birthday suit.

"I run around my house naked with heels all the time," Olsen, 21, tells Harper's Bazaar for its October issue. "It's so funny. All my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20056194,00.html

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- Mary kate said it is much easier to take it up the Arce on the spur of the moment from the little High School boys in the neighborhood if she is in said birthday suit. (NT) -- Nothing wrong with that---How Sweet., Mon Sep 17, 2007 02:01:13
-- No name, Fri Sep 14, 2007 06:07:45
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GAY CHAT RULES -- No name, Fri Sep 14, 2007 05:29:33

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Is this art? -- Anfernee Boathead, Mon Sep 10, 2007 17:34:06

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- I have one of those to dry my boots off, it's better than the old crumpled up newspaper move. (NT) -- ...chain breaker&respinner, Thu Sep 13, 2007 22:27:40
Let there be snatch.... -- (From Disney's High School Nudie Musical), Sat Sep 08, 2007 18:39:15

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- -- ., Sat Sep 08, 2007 22:52:49
  - (NT) -- -, Sat Sep 08, 2007 23:52:42
- Vanessa Hudgens, the star of High School Musical, is part Filipino and Native American and her pussy tastes like vanilla ice cream (NT) -- in the know, Mon Sep 10, 2007 07:01:05
  - Some sort of reply is in order here... (NT) -- erstwhile fuller brush man, Thu Sep 13, 2007 18:49:45
-- No name, Thu Sep 13, 2007 03:57:32
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-- Olly Akbar, Wed Sep 12, 2007 14:40:41

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Vote For Rudy Giuliani For President! -- Cross-Dressers For Rudy, Sun Sep 09, 2007 14:11:23

We're the new face of the Republican Party. We're queer, we're here, and we're in your face.

So, all of you closeted homosexuals, perverts, cross-dressers, and cocksuckers, come to the new Republican Party where you belong.

Our new caucus will be called the "Cocksucking Conservatives." We stand for family values such as blowing strange men in public stalls.

Members in good standing: Rush Limbaugh, Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Giuliani, G.W.Bush, etc.

Here's my favorite photo of my hero: Rudy "the gigolo" Giuliani.

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- -- ., Mon Sep 10, 2007 07:05:57
Vote For Me In 2008! -- Ron Paul, Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:42:38

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Do you want to fuck me? -- Ana Carolina, Sat Sep 08, 2007 22:37:55

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- -- ., Sat Sep 08, 2007 22:51:36
  - You are a Gaytard (NT) -- just sayin', Sat Sep 08, 2007 23:47:33
Dead Board -- The Board is dead, long live the board., Tue Aug 28, 2007 02:17:48
May it rest in peace.

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- It's not dead, it's only resting. -- The Estate of Sol Goldstein, Tue Aug 28, 2007 16:37:34
- They're just waiting for their Viagra prescriptions to be filled (NT) -- -, Tue Aug 28, 2007 23:06:41
- What do you expect? The board was filled with nothing except gay banter between those two idiots Twat 'n Butt and Negro Bath Turd, it needs time to recuperate. (NT) -- Nameless Pussy #312, Thu Aug 30, 2007 08:07:11
- -- ., Sat Sep 08, 2007 22:54:48
SR to the rescue! -- SR, Pres. AKFC for boys who control egress to the tree house in the backyard, Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:36:29
Posers:

Fret not.

The erstwhile fuller brush man will place the onus on his broad back.

This board will be carried.

But not this Labor Day weekend.

Sorry.

I'm out dogs.

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- The movie version of the Marvel comic The Mighty Thor, co-starring the mystical hammer Mjolnir, is slated for a 2009 release. (NT) -- Not Fred Shero or Sherman the Newsman, Tue Sep 04, 2007 20:15:42
- Sounds like a 'weekend report' will be coming up... (NT) -- ...chain breaker&respinner, Wed Sep 05, 2007 07:17:25
- -- ., Sat Sep 08, 2007 22:54:14
Beyonce -- Melvin, Fucker of Chicks, Sat Aug 25, 2007 23:20:22
I wouldn't give a rat's ass about coming after Jay-Z, I would pork Beyonce's sweet ass like it was Christmas in Yucatan. But I don't get the buzz over her dress flying up over her head in concert this week in Canada. You can't see shit in the video, and this vid caps shows nothing that I haven't seen from an airplane passing over a house in which the master was dicking the mistress on the roof:

Here's the entire video. Judge for your fucking self:

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I'm looking for Ed. Anybody seen him? -- The guy who's looking for Ed, Mon Aug 20, 2007 16:06:36

I thought I saw him around here.

Let me know.

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- Ed's not here, man. (NT) -- in the know, Wed Aug 22, 2007 07:12:21
  - I saw Ed over at Cagle Mountain, near Dunlap, Tennessee looking for Grady Hobbs who has a Large Penis. (NT) -- Nothing wrong with that because Grady is an International Icon., Wed Aug 22, 2007 21:57:08
- Here I am. I've been waiting for pictures of hot exotic chicks. So what do you want? (NT) -- Ed, Sat Aug 25, 2007 20:50:32
Let's Seriously Think About Our Children's Future Here, People! -- www.FairElectionReform.com, Sat Aug 25, 2007 18:38:16

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Do you really want a one party dominance in this great nation for the next 200 years?

This isn't just about California, Folks. If the proposal isn't passed in CA, unconscionable legislators shall attempt the same in other big, Blue States such as NY, IL, MA, MI, NJ, PA...

Voice your contempt at: www.FairElectionReform.com

Enough is enough!

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I got gum -- Old black guy who's got gum, Wed Aug 22, 2007 14:25:09

I got gum.

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- Get rid of old Black guy with gum and replace him with Grady Hobbs who has a Large Penis. (NT) -- In Grady we trust., Wed Aug 22, 2007 22:02:31
  - William Jefferson Washington of Detroit MI is Black and has an even bigger penis than Grady Hobbs (NT) -- -, Thu Aug 23, 2007 18:05:56
- My horse Scout is hung better than either Grady or WJW (NT) -- A real STUD that Scout., Fri Aug 24, 2007 16:17:01
Looking for real Macho guy? Only Grady fits that discription as a true leader. -- The King is alive and has a Large Penis. Long live the King with the Large Penis---Hail Grady., Wed Aug 22, 2007 22:22:33
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- Are you naked? (NT) -- Imus, Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:20:37
fok you asso -- Felipe the Mexican Dishwasher, Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:09:58

i got the control of the site now, you fokin assos, i no gon stan the homo shit no mor, you wan fok the men in the asso, you go som odder site, this is for the macho guy like me who only fok the chicas in the asso.

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- Where's the Whomo? Off blowing Artie? (NT) -- Yeah, probably so, Tue Aug 14, 2007 14:16:27
  - No Homo's follow Grady. (NT) -- Only real Men take up the sword for Grady. Grady is born to lead, Wed Aug 22, 2007 22:26:27
Where's the archives? -- -, Tue Aug 14, 2007 23:51:24
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- fok you asso, i clin the hol fokin bord, it infected wit the homo virus (NT) -- Felipe the Mexican Dishwasher, Wed Aug 15, 2007 06:25:50
  - Only Grady can save this board (NT) -- Grady rules., Wed Aug 22, 2007 22:18:38
¿Hey Felipe raro, por qué usted traga tan en se a hombre? ¿Es debido a todas esas veces que usted funcionó su manhood con la disposición de basura? Usted necesita asirse y moverlo de un tirón apagado como Charo hace a la piel flácida que cuelga de su cuello. -- ICEMAN, Wed Aug 15, 2007 18:35:35
¿Hey Felipe raro, por qué usted traga tan en se a hombre? ¿Es debido a todas esas veces que usted funcionó su manhood con la disposición de basura? Usted necesita asirse y moverlo de un tirón apagado como Charo hace a la piel flácida que cuelga de su cuello.

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- fok you asso, yo chingo solo las chicas, y chicas muy bonitas tambien, con tetas grandes y colitas espectaculares, no tengo ninguna duda que eres uno de esos maricones sucios que frecuentaban este foro y buscaban ese campesino de Syracuse y el retardado del DC, te aviso, pendejo, si vas a venir a este foro para escribir cosas como un maricon, sera la ultima vez que veas este lugar, an the nex time you come here, you no use the español, you got to use the ingles so evrybuddy can rid it, you unerstan what I tel you, you fokin asso? (NT) -- Felipe the Mexican Dishwasher, Thu Aug 16, 2007 06:37:02
  - Out you non-Aryan trash. Grady has no room for Mud races (NT) -- Aryan Brotherhood., Wed Aug 22, 2007 22:16:05
Attention Blaine Merriwether: Whole Truth is pining away for you at the Underground board and wants your "hot monkey love" (his words) -- http://www.voy.com/9284/, Thu Aug 16, 2007 18:13:47

~CLICK HERE FOR UNDERGROUND~

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- fok you asso, i tell you that this Blaine homo is just Negro Bath Turd wit anudder name and now he alredy at the udder bord, i saw the ips, he the same guy. (NT) -- Felipe the Mexican Dishwasher, Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:47:19
- Forget these losers and focus on Grady Hobbs of Dunlap, Tennessee who has a Large Penis (NT) -- When you are lieing on your death bed what would you give to reture here just once with a chance to follow Grady, our Aryan leader into battle? "BRAVEHEART", Wed Aug 22, 2007 22:12:45
-- -, Fri Aug 17, 2007 17:57:00
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- Once you all realize the magnificance of Grady Hobbs of Dunlap, Tennessee this board will have a new focus and purpose. Grady will give you hope. (NT) -- Grady Lives. A great leader of the Aryan Race. Hail Grady, Wed Aug 22, 2007 22:06:39
Kudos onclearing out the fucking homos! -- BUZZ and fuck you asso!, Thu Aug 16, 2007 20:29:07
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- fok you too asso, it was my plan that the idiot Negro Bath Turd and his fat homo fren from DC move to the unergrown bord and stay there. (NT) -- Felipe the Mexican Dishwasher, Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:44:55
  - Leave them there and focus on Grady Hobbs of Dunlap, Tennessee who has a Large Penis. (NT) -- Grady will lead us all to the promise land. Put your faith in Grady., Wed Aug 22, 2007 22:00:52

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