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Subject: Re: HOW TO TELL SEX

Author:
Ray

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Date Posted: 20:18:20 08/27/12 Mon
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In reply to: little grasshopper 's message, "Re: HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD" on 04:33:51 08/22/12 Wed

Oh expletive delete, will that
>bring on more smart observations about ladies in
>Malaysia? Guess that's OK, so long as the ladies of C
>of 64 visiting this Forum do not find our postings
>offensive.
>

Mun Chin,
I gather that we could often be "misunderstood" by the women as the following story verifies:

Two men on tour from South India get onto a bus in New York.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed Indian pig, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives however extraordinary they are."

"Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.
"Who talkin' about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."

(I swear you're gonna read this again)

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

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