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Subject: Re: I am alive!


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Date Posted: 17:05:28 08/14/10 Sat
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In reply to: klang wizard 's message, "Re: I am alive!" on 13:06:33 08/14/10 Sat
 >Untitled!
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>>There’s quaint jazz music in the air,
>>Dogs, cats and foxes cock their ears.
>>To jazzy raspings too much to bear
>>To Max Miller’s fans of all the years
>>Rude raspings are candy in their ears
>>But who would shove willy in an ear
>>It is treatment that it never deserved
>>It’s made to last and last many a year
>>So give it only what’s well preserved
>>And it’ll be ever very well conserved.
>>
>>HSS
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>Old vintage is well preserved;
>Garrulity never sour'd the wine.
>Gastronomical tasters appreciates what's fine;
>What is deserved is conserved.


Wah, Doc! sex to wine and back again!

Untitled!

Old vintage is the wine that’s fine
Garrulity never goes with such wine
Cheap wine is what makes you ramble
If you take no care, you take a tumble

Next day you wake up with a throbbing head
And wonder how you ever got into your bed
And which whore had given your willy a head
because now your willy has a cauliflower head.

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