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Subject: Re: The Stone achieves orgasm with Wizard's philosophy

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Socrates down under

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Date Posted: 17:59:33 11/28/07 Wed
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In reply to: Klang wizard 's message, "Re: The Stone achieves orgasm with Wizard's philosophy" on 11:44:11 11/28/07 Wed

>The top emotional need of a man is ultimately Sex,
>whereas for the women is intimacy and love, and sex
>with the man is to obtain love, and the man's
>professed love is to obtain sex.
>

We must frame the above sayimg for Time Immortal as this is the Wizard's edict and moral following for all Apeks from
now on! Let us all rise to the occassion.......

>Woman, watch for the trouser-snake lurking around; its
>"venom" may not have an anti-dote, if you are seeking
>for misplaced love.

To reinforce this warning, the oncoming wise sayings about men & women should be read in context:

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in Form III.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Range Rover?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

And finally - on the side........

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

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