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Ray
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Date Posted: 08:52:38 03/18/08 Tue
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In reply to:
Lim Khoy Hing
's message, "Re: Xango Mangosteen juice" on 20:32:54 03/17/08 Mon
>>Who can argue that fruit juices are not good for
>health? I
>>prefer to seep my wine, grape skins and juices -
>>anti-oxidants are good, but they don't claim to treat
>>every illness, not even when they are high or drunk.
>>Make sure the cost is high enough, for the sucker to
>>imbibe.
>
>Dear Wizard,
>
>I can't agree with you more. There are many suckers
>around. If it is expensive, it must be good eh ???
I recall seeing on TV, a show called "NIP TUCK" (the title is synonymous with cosmetic surgeons carrying out their trade to make women more beautiful); one of the Doctor's wife (with nothing else to do except hug trees) start her own business with a "juice remedy".
Her juice remedy happend to be collecting and selling semen - yes, that's our white mucuos with spermatooza swimming around. Apparently the semen is a super-duper complexion improver and guaranteed skin revitaliser to be used everyday as a face mask.
Needless to say, did the rich women in L.A fall for this new invention and paid hundreds of dollars per oz. to get it.
Initially as the Doctor's wife did not expect such a fantastic response, she kept running out of supplies (we don't produce much in a session, you see).
So, another Doctor's wife hit upon the idea of recruiting young lovely chicks to "handle" (no pun intended) the sourcing of the semen. Well, in no time at all the business had men lined up to contribute their semen.
Unfortunately, the law enforcement agencies took a dim view of women jacking off men for profit - and shut the business down. Of course being the USA, there would always be a law suit proferring freedom of movement (hand i.e.).
There was an interesting diversion to the saga when one of the wealthy women buyers who was so much in a rush to get the liquid in such short supply, grabbed an unlabelled bottle and used the contents without any instructions.
She later complained that it tasted awful and perhaps the 'makers' could add a bit of sugar in the mixture?
Talk about convincing a sucker to swallow a story completely?
So, Peng......perhaps you should take up the offer to come out to my suburb of Parramatta to research the 'Hooters' outlet for 'mangosteen juice' extraction?
Sorry guys if I side tracked the serious nature of Magosteen juice marketing.
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