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Subject: Re: Visiting China - the do's and don'ts

Author:
Ray

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Date Posted: 10:49:19 05/16/08 Fri
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In reply to: HSS 's message, "Re: Visiting China - the do's and don'ts" on 20:28:40 05/15/08 Thu

>Hi Doc
>
>It is just a mini trip beginning in HK and going up to
>Shenzhen. So the do's and don'ts are:
>
>Don't try the tarts but having 'supper' in the hotel
>is OK, and climb no one when alone, (got to think that
>one out a little) and bargain, bargain & bargain, and
>take a torchlight along to get the condom on the right
>head in the dark, if tipsy.
>
>Wah! With that I feel fairly prepared already.
>
>H.S.S.
>
If I recall Shenzen correctly, there is a (probably more than one now) Macdonalds near the Hotel strip (as in area).
To get to the shop front, you will have to run a gauntlet of around 100 beautiful women (and young girls) lined up on both sides of the roadway. You will get propositioned 200 times (once in Chinese and then in English) and by the time you get to the counter, you will be ordering a "Big F_ _K" instead of a Big Mac.
So, Hari - keep your mind focussed on the job and you will be OK!!

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Re: Visiting China - the do's and don'ts	klang wizard	15:39:37 05/17/08 Sat